Any way UIR, your team has had its fair share of ugly ass strikers.... Dwight Yorke looked like a drag queen Cantona looked like a date rapist Van Nistelrooy looked like Black Beauty Tevez looked like an anthropoligical curiosity (That means Cave man Metth) and Rooney...well....Shrek, with his wifes minge glued to his head
When he turns (1)29, Dad's army will continue their policy of promoting youth and offer him a £300k contract like RVP, Roon and Falcao
Even the QPR away fans know that Chelsea are the worst offenders in the whole of English football when it comes to promoting youth team players. How old is John Terry now??!! As for old strikers. Eto'o. Drogba. Oops! Have you got your ticket for the game this weekend? Can we see a picture of it?
Surely his age is being queried based on the fact that he looks old though right? I mean, he is supposed to be 6 years younger than me, and he could pass for my dad.....
haha he does a bit, you mean this guy: please log in to view this image was also one of the Fratellis in Goonies
LOL, even as a Chelsea fan, I had to laugh at this thread. I was thinking the same thing this past weekend...he is the oldest-looking 26-yr-old I've ever seen. Except of course, when he's got the ball at his feet or breaking downfield, of course) Definitely some lycanthropy in the family tree, don't you think?