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how old is diego costa really. poll time bitches!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Oct 11, 2014.

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how old is old man coffee?

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  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Any way UIR, your team has had its fair share of ugly ass strikers....

    Dwight Yorke looked like a drag queen
    Cantona looked like a date rapist
    Van Nistelrooy looked like Black Beauty
    Tevez looked like an anthropoligical curiosity (That means Cave man Metth)
    and Rooney...well....Shrek, with his wifes minge glued to his head <laugh>
     
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  2. Stan

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    UIR didn't comment on his looks, he queried his age.
     
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  3. UnitedinRed

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    His looks are not in question here. His forged birth certificate however, is.
     
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  4. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    When he turns (1)29, Dad's army will continue their policy of promoting youth and offer him a £300k contract like RVP, Roon and Falcao <laugh>
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

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    Old man persie looks 5 next to costa.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Even the QPR away fans know that Chelsea are the worst offenders in the whole of English football when it comes to promoting youth team players. How old is John Terry now??!! As for old strikers. Eto'o. Drogba. Oops!

    Have you got your ticket for the game this weekend? Can we see a picture of it?
     
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  7. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    He looks like the Bond villain out of License to kill.
     
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  8. Bodinki

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    Surely his age is being queried based on the fact that he looks old though right?

    I mean, he is supposed to be 6 years younger than me, and he could pass for my dad.....
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    haha
    he does a bit, you mean this guy:

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    was also one of the Fratellis in Goonies
     
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  10. Stan

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    That's the love child of Costa and Zola. Bet he's a good player.
     
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  11. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    LOL Giandiego Cola
     
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  12. rocco74

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    LOL, even as a Chelsea fan, I had to laugh at this thread. I was thinking the same thing this past weekend...he is the oldest-looking 26-yr-old I've ever seen. Except of course, when he's got the ball at his feet or breaking downfield, of course)

    Definitely some lycanthropy in the family tree, don't you think? :cheesy:
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    [video=youtube;3uwec6BEO_Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uwec6BEO_Y[/video]

    <laugh>.
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    26?! WTF? Is he Benjamin Button?! <confused>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

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    He's 26 what?

    Decades?
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Costa is over 30, unless he has been on meth
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Could be the case considering Matth is a chav - and a well known (self confessed) crack head.
     
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  18. UnitedinRed

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    He lived through all 6 world wars.
     
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