**** Of The Month - October 2014

Despite being out of ideas when posting the shortlist thread, which I must admit was useful and gave me some names I'd forgotten, this months is rather competitive - though I do think there's a potential landslide winner.

Here's the competitors and their achievements:

Assem Allam - for blaming the fans for the council not giving the stadium away and having a go for not doing AA's own job for him, amongst other pathetic things.

Half n half shirter woman - self explanatory

Russell Brand - for barging into Sam Allardyce's interview on MOTD to grab the spotlight like a total ****.

Arsenal Fan Blogger and commenters - for whinging a bucket full about time wasting.

Neil Warnock - for being an over exaggerating sissy and his constant whinging. Note the supposed attempt on Speroni's life.

Fraizer Campbell - for being a right little turd in the home win over Palace. Playing dirty, nasty challenges, diving, moaning to the ref etc.

Let the games begin.

 

For me it's gotta be the half and half, proper ****ish wearing two colours.

 

Got to be Arsenal fans. They've consistently proven themselves to be ****s over an extended period.

About time this was officially acknowledged.

 

That half and half shirt wearing mog at Anfield for me

 

A **** survey?

With the word Arsenal as a choice?

I am unable to vote otherwise.




Although all options are ****ish.



Obviously.

 

Russel Brand for me, he's a **** of the highest order everyday of the ****ing week & as such needs recognising.

The half/half mong at Anfield was more of a stupid **** than a proper ****. Also, she was the only stupid ****, among thousands of others who now choose to support Premier League City yet are also beholden to their 2nd PL team, with the courage of her conviction to highlight the fact. A sort of coming out rather than an "outing". The thousands of others will only show their true colours when we're relegated.

Russel Brand, **** extraordinaire.

 

Russell Brand should be nominated every month.

 

I'd have liked to see Jordan Henderson in the list for THAT dive.

 

Forgot about that.

The shortlist thread was up for 2 days.

 

Sorry - never saw it.

 

My vote goes to my I phone 5c.

Biggest **** I've ever had the misfortune to come across.


No one liners about XHamster or Red Tube please.

 

Is Redtube so named because of the appearance of a man's Johnson after excessive self-attention?

 

You ****ing hipster.

 

Agreed.

Also, If I’d thought on, I’d have also added Robbie Williams to the shortlist.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s always been a bona fide ****, day in – day out since birth, but that recent ridiculous self promotion of him ‘dancing’ at the birth of his kid was a new low that seemed to typically cajole and fool idiot Britain, as every **** seemed to be cooing about it.

Prick.

 

Good point, well presented.

 

Piers Morgan should be a permanent nominee if Russell Brand is.

 

Neil Warnock. Always, Neil Warnock.

 

Cant agree with that, the ones i spoke to after Weberly were cool

Maybe they are ****ish in general but not for me on that day

I know thats not in october

 

i got into a right argument almost a fight with one, i was smoking a cig on the way out of a subway walk, and he starts saying, you going to going to suffocate us all then prick? so i say, nah mate, londons full of the ****e, so he says since when did norfolk have loads of smog? so i say, ah a typical inbred farmer, canny support the local bread so supports a random team in london you absolute ****ing mug, so he starts to put his head into mine, so i shove him away and say **** off you fake lowestoftian ****, and he backs off

real arsenal fans wouldn't leave halfway through their first silverware in almost a decade

 

I don't normally vote on these but I'll make an exception in the case of the detestable obnoxious Russell Brand. The c-word is far too good for him. A totally nauseating individual.