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o/t Billy Connolly quotes......

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by mussiesredhat, Oct 31, 2014.

  1. mussiesredhat

    mussiesredhat Active Member

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    On the subject of bang for your buck from investment in space travel:

    "So can someone tell me if Teflon is one of the few inventions to come out our billions and billions of tax payer investment, why the hell would the astronaunts not want a fried egg to stick in a gravity free environment anyway?"

    Forget the modern predictable repetitive stand-up routines, Billy Connelly is/was a master....
     
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  2. Spook

    Spook Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;iIIuR-HjFho]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho[/video]
     
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  3. Bengals Tiger

    Bengals Tiger Well-Known Member

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    What a dick-head response. Connolly is hilarious. What's your problem?
     
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  4. matelot-tiger

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    Comic genius and legend, think the guy has Parkinson's disease, would love to see him on stage again!
     
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  5. matelot-tiger

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    " I've always wanted to go to Switzerland, to see what the army does with those wee knives"
     
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  6. matelot-tiger

    matelot-tiger Active Member

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    "Don't vote, it just encourages them."
     
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  7. Melbournetiger

    Melbournetiger Well-Known Member

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    He said he was at a Rangers match and in the toilet eating a meat pie whilst having a piss, and I said to the guy next to me "Wonder how the animals are getting on?"
     
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  8. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Yes he has, it was strange how he found out, he was walking through a hotel lounge and a doctor who recognised him called him over, and said that the way he was walking, he might have the onset of Parkinson's, and to get it checked out. Sure enough he was right.
     
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    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    There are two of his gags that I always remember, the one about the bum sticking out of the ground and somewhere to park my bike but this one sums up the simplicity of his gags and the visual image it creates for the listener.

    [video=youtube;7DcDzJmW6Qg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcDzJmW6Qg[/video]
     
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  10. Spook

    Spook Well-Known Member

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    Calm down. It was a harmless joke because nobody responded to the OP.

    I like Billy Connolly.
     
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    PLT Well-Known Member

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    I really like Connolly, but mussies multiple threads harking back to the good old days still get on my tits a bit.

    Everyone thinks everything was better in their day. In 30 years todays teenagers will hark back to their good old days, ie now.
     
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  12. essexgull

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    You sick bastard.

    Admin - delete this post and ban this poster.


    ESSEX GULL
     
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  13. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    Ive a better idea how you can't see him... **** off back to your own board.
     
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  14. matelot-tiger

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    you've taken out of context, or waiting for a bite
     
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    mussiesredhat Active Member

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    Ken bigleys family don't find him funny!
     
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  17. mussiesredhat

    mussiesredhat Active Member

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    Who he?
     
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