Pink mankini update, Well it has backfired massively. I'm hiding in my neighbors shed now as a police helicopter hovers above with it's spotlight looking for me. I also have a lynch mob of about 50 stoned yoof outside my house, the car has been torched. I will go back to the drawing board for next years how to stop them pestering me plan...
Not Catholic or Protestant mate. Pagan in fact. When the Christians arrived they found out they couldn't stop the locals from observing these festivals so instead they took them over and slapped their own holy days on these same dates. A crafty manoeuvre if I do say so myself. Imy, I'll be honest with you mate. To me that's why religious fundamentalism is so fukked up. The little kiddies can't even dress up and go around for some sweets because some arsehole pervert with about as much sense as a stone-aged midget has decided its the work of the Devil BTW, I didn't think y'all did Halloween over in Bilghty. I thought you had bonfire night instead?
We never did do Halloween over here until the big stores cottoned on to the moneyspinner it has become, now it's everywhere and the two or three weeks before it the shops are full of outfits and other crap to relieve parents of their hard-earned...
At the end of the day it's all the fault of the Irish and Americans. Not Catholic or Protestant but Pagan? You're right of course, Irish Catholicism and Protestantism and Christianity in general is riddled with Paganism. As an educated and intelligent person I'm sure the Council of Nicea and the choice of Trinitarianism is not lost on you.
I'm staying out of this one. Swords my good friend, try and bite your lip Sir, It's much better on our forum when your not on the naughty step mate, well I think so anyway. Peace!
Aye, we look forward to burning Catholics in effigy every year. It'll be banned soon. Welcome back Swords, self flagellation complete? I haven't seen a 'penny/fiver for the Guy' for years. Shame.
Agreed. I'm afraid it is. I'm no theologian. All I do know is that whether its Priests, Imams, Reverends, Rabbis etc that drum that kind of nonsense into children's heads, it doesn't matter. Its totally wrong.
Apart from the fact that I told you to leave your car outside some generous neighbours, you may have stumbled upon a stroke of genius! Next year, I can guarantee that there will be more press outside your house than Arry's on deadline day - the stoned yoof's won't get near. Unless you're fending off some hairy guy called Bert in the showers in which case you didn't hide from the choppers well enough. Good luck either way!
Next year, It depends on what sentence I get and weather I have been released by then... Sorry. I'm not trying to kill this thread I promise. Taxi for UTR's...
Two weeks to the day. That barbed wire wrapped around my arse was making my whole body numb. Had a thread over on the Chelsea Board but they were too polite to realise they was being wound up Can't beat a bit of Catholic burning. Its all in a good days sport. You're right, the PC crowd will have it culled soon no doubt. Penny for the Guy? My mum told be about that. Did kids knock on doors with a kind of Guy Falkes "teddy" and get a few shillings from the resident?
I agree. The anti Catholic bollocks that's the the Lewes Bonfire bullshit should be banned though. No place for burning crosses in 2014.
I'd never heard of that to be honest Imaz. Just looked it up. They say its the bonfire capital of the World. They mustn't have been to east Belfast on 11th July
Don't remember knocking on doors, usually kids would make a stuffed dummy and hang around in shopping centres essentially begging. Then the guy would be burnt on a bonfire on 5th November. Be interesting toknow how many people know what it all commemorates.
The burning crosses represent the seventeen protestant 'martyrs' burned under Queen Mary. Not that I give a toss. Plenty of worse things happening in 2014 though.
Very good Killy. Those "Guys" looked bloody good, especially the second one. Did you used to do that when you were a nipper?
