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Ozil at Carrington! - No wind up

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Captain Negativity, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. Captain Negativity

    Captain Negativity New Member

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    Hi Guys, no one is going to believe me about this but those who know me know I'm not a WUM or anything. My best girl mate works in the gym at Carrington and she has called me directly to say Ozil has arrived at Carrington. This has been confirmed by another one of my mates who saw him drive in. I honestly wouldnt write this if I thought it was rubbish, I know how these rumours work but she isnt the type of girl to phone me up and lie to me.

    She said "That Ozil is in the gym at Carrington"
    "You sure?
    "Yeah, the German one who looks like Gollem from Lord of the Rings"

    Honestly, this could be it.
     
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  2. merrysupersteve

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    Lol. That was my favourite 606 thread. Seeing the desperation set in as he knew he'd been had was something else. I remmeber all the spin off threads after threatening to string him up and just generally taking the piss. Definitely could do with a few more threads with that much banter.
     
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  3. steviegee

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    doubt it because he only singed for Madrid in summer......
     
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  4. Captain Negativity

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    Not a 606 man are you ??

    If you were you'd know what this is about.
     
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  5. merrysupersteve

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    It's a copy and paste of an old article when Ozil mania was at its height amongst us United fans. I'll find the link here and post it so you can see why it's remembered so fondly.
     
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  6. steviegee

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    yea i am 606 man... i just dont go on United one....
     
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    Why you on here then ? This is Man Utd !!
     
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  9. Av u ever won the treble? Av u fuck

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    Mesut Ozil can lift a bus with his Eyelashes
     
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  10. Captain Negativity

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    I heard he can lift two buses !
     
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  11. Av u ever won the treble? Av u fuck

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    You heard right as he has two eyes and thus 2 sets of eyelashes!
     
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  12. Captain Negativity

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    Ha ha ! He is a bug eyed freak though
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    I think you two are getting him confused with Paddy McCourt!

    And don't say, 'Who?'

    <laugh>
     
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  14. Av u ever won the treble? Av u fuck

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    Who?

    Thats where the power lives ;]
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    I'll ignore your lip and tell you that the smileys on here can be found if you click 'go advanced' instead of 'post quick reply'. Also, some are the same as 606's like < cheers > < ok >

    <ok>
     
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  16. steviegee

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    Even if he was seen at Carrington... they still cant sign him cause he signed for Madrid in the summer & u cnt move to another club in the following transfer window..... so good luck with that.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesut_Özil
     
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  17. Captain Negativity

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    don't be a complete bellend !!! This is a spoof article you muppet
     
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    :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
     
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  20. steviegee

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    so your trying to think u r getting the best players when u cudnt even hold on to ronaldo ???... hmmmm okay
     
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