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Swansea Sitty v. Lesta Sitty - offishal match thred

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  1. mr_gullible

    mr_gullible Member

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    Hay Guise, long time no speeks!!


    Swansea Sitty​

    vs.​

    Lesta Sitty
    Venew: Libutty Stadium

    Kick-off 5:30pm (Welsh time)

    Sattaday October 25th 2014


    Meeting of the Abergarngochdulais Branch of the Swansea Sitty Supporters Club at the Stag and Dalek Pub

    In Attendance: Mr Gullible (Secretary), Tarquin (Chairman), Molly (Treasurer), Algernon (Committee Member), Annabelle Fortescue-Smythe (Tarquin's new girlfriend), Darren


    Item 1on the ajjenda was there name. Molly said that the club was famuss for making healthy cigarettes becoz they had less tar in them and so they became known as LessTar Sitty which was later shortened to Lesta Sitty.

    Item 2 on the ajjenda was where they play there home games. Annabelle Fortescue-Smythe said they play at Filbutt Street but Tarquin said they moved from they’re ages ago and they now play at The Theatre of Crisps.

    Item 3 on the ajjenda was there nickname. Algy said they are called the Focksiz. Nobody really new why.

    Item 4 was our favarit part of the meeting where we have to name as many famuss Lesta people as possible. Here’s wot we thunked.

    1)Gary Lineker
    2) .
    3) .
    4) .
    5) .
    6) .
    7) .
    8) .
    9) .
    10) .

    We didn’t know no more. How about you guys?

    Item 5 on the ajjenda woz our predikshan. I know some of you guise are pretty depressed atm becoz we haven’t won for 5 games and you think Garry isn’t any good at making substitutions and stuff like that. I think Garry is great - I’ve had a Garry Monk haircut and it lokks really cool :)

    Anyways, we all thawt the Swons could beat the Focksiz and we’re going for a 3-1 win. Yeah.

    Mr. G.
     
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  2. Yankee_Jack

    Yankee_Jack Well-Known Member

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    Monks haircut is not cool .... it looks like it cost 50p and a bag of crisps.
     
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  3. Dragonborn

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    Good to see you back, gully. Entertaining as always. <ok>

    Giving this a bump as there's too many posters who want to troll instead of debate. Glad to see matchday coming around soon.

    3 - 0 Swans. Time to turn it around. :)
     
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  4. Yankee_Jack

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    I think 3-0 would be a very good result. I'd like to see some changes from the usual, but not optimistic. Montero to start. Carroll and Ki in midfield again. Sig playing a tad deeper instead of almost inline with Bony. With Shelvey there is too big a gap between Sig and Shelvey; Ki is able to close the gap, but I think we can do better.

    I expect Monk to revert to his usual starting line up everybody being healthy.

    Rangel is quoted as saying that young Shepherd is quite the player. Perhaps, we might see him start before Taylor, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
     
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  5. mr_gullible

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    Cheers Draggonborn!

    Hay, we got Jonjo back this weekend!! I love Jonjo, he's grate <ok>
     
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  6. roofjack_22

    roofjack_22 Well-Known Member

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    Biggest game of Monk's managerial career imo .A win here is an absolute must and will take a lot of pressure off.Not to win this one could be hazardous to Garry's managerial career.A nervous prediction of 3 -1 for us .
     
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  7. aswan_dam

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    Where have you been Mr. Gullible? Back in the Tibetan Monastery causing havoc, lol?

    Funny you should mention haircuts. When I went to the Everton League Cup game there was a row of 4 boys with their mothers in front of me and all the boys had Garry Monk haircuts. It was slightly surreal. <laugh>
     
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  8. mr_gullible

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    3-1 was my predikshan Roofjack. Can't you think up one of your own?>
     
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  9. roofjack_22

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    3 -1 Leicester...
     
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  10. mr_gullible

    mr_gullible Member

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    No, aswandam they will never let me back there <wah> I been bizzy with my job in the circus. The lion-tamer is off sick so they asked me to stand in for a while. But the lions dont like me like, and they mawled me and now i'm in hospitle with severe scratches :(
     
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    Anyone know any more famuss peeple from Lesta??
     
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  12. aswan_dam

    aswan_dam Well-Known Member

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    What about Lesta Piggott the jockey.
     
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    Acting[edit]
    Richard Armitage (actor, North and South, Robin Hood, The Hobbit)[1]
    Richard Attenborough (actor, Jurassic Park and director Gandhi)
    Martin Ballard (actor and broadcaster)
    Lydia Rose Bewley (actor, The Inbetweeners Movie. and stage).[2]
    Jeremy Bulloch (actor, Star Wars)
    Graham Chapman (comedian, Monty Python)[3]
    Selina Chilton (actress, Doctors)[4]
    Charlie Clapham (actor, Hollyoaks, Kick-Ass 2)[5]
    Amanda Drew (actress, EastEnders)
    Betty Driver (singer and actress, Coronation Street)[6]
    Terri Dwyer (actress, Hollyoaks)[7]
    Tom Hopper (actor, Merlin, Doctor Who)
    Colin Hurley (Shakespearean actor)
    Dominic Keating (actor, Star Trek: Enterprise)[8]
    Alison King, (actress, Coronation Street)[9]
    Michael Kitchen (actor, Foyle's War)[10]
    McKenzie Lee (pornography actress)
    John Leeson (actor, voice of K-9 in Doctor Who and Bungle in Rainbow and current narrator for the children's hospital radio series; The Space Gypsy Adventures)[11]
    Barry Letts (actor, television director, writer and producer)[12]
    Bill Maynard (actor, Coronation Street, Heartbeat)
    Parminder Nagra (actor, Bend It Like Beckham, ER)[13]
    David Neilson (actor, Coronation Street)
    Andy Nyman (actor)[14]
    Kate O'Mara (actress, Howards' Way)[15]
    Helen Pearson (actress, Hollyoaks)[16]
    Josette Simon (actress)
    Una Stubbs (actress, Till Death Us Do Part, Sherlock)
    Mark Wingett (actor, The Bill)
     
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  14. swanseaandproud

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    Music[edit]
    Aetherfx (Jacob Tugby, Industrial electronic musician)
    Laurel Aitken (singer, "The Godfather of Ska". Born Cuba, lived on the St. Mark's Estate from 1971&#8211;2005)
    A.K.A. Weave (ex band of Happy Mondays band members Kav Sandhu and Mikey Westerman)
    Sam Bailey (winner of The X Factor 2013)
    Blab Happy (band)
    The Bomb Party (band)
    Grace Burrows (1893 - 1980) English violinist and orchestra conductor
    Felix Buxton (Half of Basement Jaxx)
    Cornershop (band)
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    The Deep Freeze Mice (band)
    Diesel Park West (band)
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    Gemini (musician) (DJ)
    Gaye Bykers on Acid (band)
    Robert Gotobed (drummer, Wire)
    Davy Graham (Folk musician)
    Ric Grech Violinist/ Bassist/Writer/ Producer. Blind Faith. Traffic. Gram Parsons
    H "Two" O (band who produced the 2008 song What's It Gonna Be?)
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  15. aswan_dam

    aswan_dam Well-Known Member

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    WOW - Leicester is amazing! Apparently it's the 11th largest 'built-up area' in the UK.
     
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  16. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    Famous people from swansea...ok animals as well..

    Jack the dog....<laugh>
     
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  17. Stereo

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    Bonnie Tyler - another dog......





    .....my cousin had a dog called Bonnie as well
     
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  18. 55282

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    2-1 Swans

    7/1 with Paddy.I'm on.
     
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  19. Dragonborn

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    A bump for the matchday fred. Trolls working overtime, unfortunately. :(

    I luvs the matchday fred I do.
     
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  20. mustyfrog

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    gotta win 1-0 Swans
     
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