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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by DevAdvocate, Oct 20, 2014.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    But Wilson was pictured after it talking to Zaluska and his missus...

    Ah well, it'll all come out in the wash.

    Cannae wait til we play United now - hope Broony punts Paton into Section 101 first challenge and I'll blindside him <ok>
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If Paton actually plays....I have a feeling he won't be that keen to make an apperance if it's true he lamped Zaluska.

    Hopefully Wilson is innocent, I always liked him as a player <ok>
     
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  3. Thomas The Cat

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    Does someone want to tell me the alleged story of the events?
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

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    2 ****ebags jumped him, one was deffo Paul Paton.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    I thought Ashton Lane was one of the posher areas of Weegieville?
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Going by some of the versions I've seen on Twitter, it goes:

    Zaluska was singing a republican unpatriotic song about Lee Rigby and specifically called for the genetic deletion of all Anglo Saxons.
    Some rabid Tims dressed as footballers then battered him cos that's how they roll, innit, and Zaluska "mouthed off" to everyone present including He-Man, Stretch Armstrong and that guy from the Archbishop's office that got the famine song banned.
    An upstanding, forthright protestant gentleman then gave him the Marquess of Queensbury lesson that he clearly craved in a manner that could only be described as dignified.
    John Reid appeared right at the end and told everyone a lot of ****e about it as he killed Rangers purely so that the Berrz would get defensively angry to bolster the No vote.
     
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    Who was it that battered McGregor?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    A mystery stranger according to his missus <whistle>
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Shocking, innit.

    The Rangers rented team bus got more sympathy than that.

    Just heard that Wilson is under investigation for being out the night before an U21 game - nothing to do with the Zaluska incident.

    Which means, strangely, that they haven't said anything about Fojut who was pictured there and has previously bad mouthed Zaluska on yer Tweetydoodything.
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

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    Twitter has Wilson as the peacemaker and is only under investigation for being out the night before a match he was due to play in (under 20s)
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    The only reason Zaluska was there was to celebrate Fojut's birthday so it seems unlikely he's involved, apparently they are mates.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I heard Fojut has an alibi where he was in Dundee at the time.

    Just shows that we should believe hee haw until it's all out in the wash.

    How do we know Zaluska didnae pump both their maws? eh?
     
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  16. Frank The Tank

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    Samaras with a penalty.
     
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  17. Thomas The Cat

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    Cos he has busy pumping your maw! <laugh>

    I don't know why but I'm pissing myself at myself and I know its a ****e joke.
     
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  18. Admiral Pure

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    All relative ER. "Posh" by weegie standards is "hellhole slum" by Edinburgh standards. And "unimaginable utopia" by Dundonian standards.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

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    Could get time but going by currrent standards the case will likely be Not Proven.
     
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