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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    [h=1]Celtic goalkeeper Lukasz Zaluska attacked in street[/h]Celtic goalkeeper Lukasz Zaluska has been assaulted in the street while on a night out in Glasgow.Zaluska, 32, was believed to have suffered a head injury after the attack in the early hours of Monday. Police would not confirm reports that another Scottish Premiership player was involved in the incident in Ashton Lane in the west end of the city. Officers said they had launched an investigation and were examining CCTV for evidence.


    A statement said: "Police Scotland are investigating a report of an alleged assault on a 32-year-old male in Ashton Lane in the early hours of Monday. "Police inquiries are ongoing, including the monitoring of CCTV." Celtic were unavailable for comment.

    The Polish goalkeeper, who is the club's second-choice keeper, signed for Celtic from Dundee United in 2009.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-29689687
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

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    f**ing cowards whoever they are.
     
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  3. harryhood67

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    Rumour has it Paul Paton Dundee utd born in Paisley plays for northern Ireland
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

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    I heard that too, and Dougie Imrie.
     
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  5. Mick

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    Nevermind getting beaten up, what was the ****er doing out on a Sunday before Thursday's big Europa League game? The **** probably ate some chips anaw.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Whodunnit ?


    It was Reverend Green in the Blue Room with a pound coin.
     
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    what you implying?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Me sir? Nothing. <whistle>

    Also heard when he was at Partick he was a regular on the Gers Supporters bus when he was not playing.
     
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    He's fae Linwood.

    His da is a fat Ulster-accented marching cliche.

    I don't know Paul but his da is a ****ing roaster.

    He's related to the wee guy who got stabbed in Yorkshire (his mate, Heppy, died and he survived three stabbings).
     
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    I heard that too. He's also closed his Twitter account <whistle>
     
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    If he was in The Ubiquitous Chip Ronnie will kick his **** in.
     
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    Another second prize down Ashton Lane.

    That place is getting worse than Hampden for your lot being left licking your wounds.
     
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    ^^^^^

    Poof.
     
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  16. rogueleader

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    We had a candlelight vigil in ra car park a few years ago after the death of Franks sense of humour ...
     
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    [h=1]Dundee United: Club launch probe into two of their players[/h]
    Dundee United have launched an investigation into the conduct of two of their players. The Tannadice outfit, however, did not reveal the players' identities or the reason for the probe. "Dundee United has commenced an internal investigation into the conduct of two of its players following information received by the club," a statement on the United website read. "The club will make no further comment at this stage."
     
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    I'm amazed who the 2nd Utd player allegedly is, Mark Wilson.


    wtf? He used to play for us, what's wrong with him? If the stories are true he's the worst of the two as he was supposedly the one who punched Zaluska while he was on the deck. ****ing scumbags
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    United have just announced that it's Paton and Wilson being investigated.

    I thought it was Paton and Fojut with Wilson, I thought, being there afterwards with Jim Goodwin and that.

    Whit a muckle kerfuffle.
     
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    Aye, Wilson, I would never have suspected he was the second Gunman. He's the last person I would have thought it was.
     
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