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Newcastle United v Leicester City - Official Buildup/Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 13, 2014.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Screw MOTD, get watching this game now lads... Could be entertaining for 30 minutes <ok>

    Honestly, if any Mackem tells you Cattermole deserves a game for England, tell them a) they're insane b) watch this match vs Southampton.
     
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    <laugh> The swerve.... The dip.... That's just beautiful <laugh>

    I want to marry that moment <ok>
     
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    <laugh> Just as I say that Clattermole put a lovely ball through for Fletcher, who pokes the ball past the goalie (wide) and Fraser Forster took him out... No penalty <laugh>

    Absolute nailed-on penalty, although shouldn't be a red because no way Fletcher was going to score.


    And now it's 3-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Tiote injured..... Anita replaces him and Ferrarya now on the bench!!
     
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    Massive blow. Our only quality player and makes a massive difference for us. Anita has no physical presence, doesn't demand possession, and doesn't make us tick.

    Leicester will be all over us in midfield <wah>

    Very concerned about Vardy vs Willo/Colo, he'll destroy them, and considering our defence are horrible at marking/closing down, Ulloa could get a hatful. If we get a clean-sheet today, I'll get a tattoo of David Moyes' Wife's face, on my face <ok>
     
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    Notice the gaffer tape on the right...
     
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    Christ are all of our players wearing the ladies fitted toon tops ?
     
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    I certainly see an odd numbered set of tits playing in black and white <laugh>
     
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    Did we covertly sign Müller and he's now playing underneath a latex Obertan mask, just to make things fairer for everyone else?
     
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    We've started well <yikes>

    Good play by Sissoko. Prefer Saylor to Willo, despite the consensus, so hope he does well.

    Anita's not been pressurized at all. Leicester just feeling their way into the game. I'll be surprised if Pearson has them sitting back and countering like this all game.

    COLO?! WTF? I see he's just like "**** it, can't defend anymore, might as well attack"...
     
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    The tv looks **** is it grundig
     
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    Gouffran and Sissoko...play to the F-ing whistle. This is horrible. There is no focus in the players
     
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    Mackems getting humped 5-0. First Toon win please lads will do very nicely !
     
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    6-0 now. If only we could win this.
     
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    Make that 7 ! WOW !
     
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    Hahaha this is class. Makes our 4-0 look like a good result.
     
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