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O/T Sore balls

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Deleted #, Oct 6, 2014.

  1. Neil

    Neil Well-Known Member

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    I had it done and had to drive myself home after. It was mildly painful for a couple of days, then fine for some more days, then bloody agony as the stitches started to pull. I ended up just cutting them and pulling them out myself rather than wait the extra 2 days to go back for the doctor/nurse to do it. That was the strangest feeling.

    The whole thing was bizarre, having to shave/imac your nuts, then having some bloke pulling at your sack whilst he tries to make conversation about golf. Not my usual way of spending a morning.
     
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  2. Nordic

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    Blimey, that's a dedicated decision fella. Our first is only just on the way. We'll see how that pans out, but I'd like another - in theory.

    Anyway, with Europe's declining young population I may have to sire a few more in my later years. You never know. :tongue:
     
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    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    He he. Was the bruising that bad?
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Yes..Contractor is a name that I will not forget...The nurse who was assisting him was bloody lovely as well and was wearing a provocatively short skirt..:shocked:
     
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  5. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Haha, good one.
    He done a minor op on me years ago asell. He must get about abit this Dr Contractor!
     
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  6. Auckland Cat

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    Had it done years ago, went back to work as a bus driver the next day, for about 2 weeks I felt every bump in the road through my nads, if you have the chance to stay off work, do it, have plenty luke warm baths!
     
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  7. Carsey75

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    Played footy whilst in the RAF down Lincolnshire our goalkeeper had just had it done and turned up to watch. After a bit of piss taking about being a soft s**** he decided to play. 10 mins into the game took a shot full in the nads!! we passed him at the end still crawling to the changing rooms
     
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  8. monty987

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    Let's talk like the embarrassing bodies programme !, I had piles years ago and one clotted, nearly drove me mad then it burst I could not sit down for a week, and was it sore. Also had jockey rash although I have never ridden a horse !, that was a nasty sore and itch. And what causes that burning pain on the end of your todger ?
     
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  9. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬ Forum Moderator

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    I'm scared of injections -so I did pass out whilst the op was being done :redface: then passed out again when the doc tugged and snipped the vas deferens :redface:
     
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