The worst thing that ever happened??

The year we finished 5th was the worst thing that could have happened. I know Pardew won manager of the year, God knows how. That season was one the worst technically in the league. Good teams performing badly helped us to secure that position. we had players on top of their game scoring wonder goals despite the tactics. Pardew used this con act to secure himself a new contract, fair enough!! BUT!! for 8 ****ing years!! Ashley, as Keegan said, has not a got a ****ing clue when it comes to football. I can hear the meeting now, " Mike, I can turn this team into a CL team but I need time but not a lot of money". Ashley must have come in his pants when he heard this!! Not having any knowledge whatsoever of football he believed the twat! A new contract was duly written up and Pardew went home to have a couple of joy ****s in celebration!!

It has got the point where I do not even bother to check into the score during the game, sacked off the season ticket last season cos i knew what was coming!

I would rather be in the Championship or League 1 than have those 2 ****s in charge.. Seriously!!! I am ****ing sick of it!! Come on Swansea, nail another 4 nails into our coffin to hasten our demise please. Sometimes the medicine you have to take is bitter and it makes you feel reaaly bad for a while but you know in the end it will be your salvation. I want 4 doses today please!!!

 

I'd say the birth of humanity personally.

 

Get your point!! Ok how about Hitller!! Or Thatcher?? Peas in a pod there I think!!

 

Tinned tuna being invented

 

Its all cause and affect

 

X-Factor for sure. People willing to put themselves on show every Saturday even though they know they have not the talent to pull it off!! Hang on a minute, that sounds familiar!!

 

QWOP would agree with you there.

 

It's horrid that stuff. Good on pizza though.

 

I'd go as far as to say that even the sight of tinned Tuns makes my skin crawl.

 

Celery is vile too.

 

Tinned tuna and celery ... not food of the gods I agree, but not bad, by any stretch .. Now, Jaffa Cakes... spawn of the devil

 

Whats with the hatred of tinned tuna? Celery is evil though.

All this reality TV and X Factor type **** is up there. Its rotting the very soul of this country. I'd put it on a par with Pol Pot

 

X factor is for peeds

 

Stupid emotive bullshit, for all that still go on about Thatcher you had 13 years under Blair and Brown, they didn't exactly return the country to a Socialist Eutopia, they did manage to screw the economy though and leave us with a mountain of debt, before anyone mentions bankers it was Blair and Brown that allowed them to **** it up as well.

 

The worst thing that ever happened was some selfish bugger inventing this silly thing called 'football' and causing me so much pain, anguish, frustration, anger, heartache and misery!

 

Sorry lads, but I really did think we could get Pardew sacked today, but Williams was missing as Captain and leader, we sat back after every goal we scored, never mind maybe this is the start of a come back for Pardew!..................

 

Cling Film without any shadow of a doubt, f@cking stuff, I hate it.

Closely followed by old chinamen driving Nissan Micras whilst smoking a pipe and reaching to pick their trilby off the back seat, gets my goat it does.

 

with no humanity there would be no Pardew

so I'm with you on this