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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Oct 1, 2014.

  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    A desperate plea from premier league champions, manchester city.

    They need you. Currently recruitung 11000 citizens for champions league home games. A further 12000 positions expected to open up soon.

    Benefits;

    Mcfc will pay you to watch the game
    No need for a memory, theres little to remember
    Free panda pop
    Heavily discounted plastic seat costumes. Only available in sky blue.

    Join this massive club now.
     
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  2. #jealousofmancity

    #sympathypost
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    City's problem is that they don't have an across-town rival of decent quality to compete with- makes them go a little soft.

    Liverpool and Everton had each other during their hey-day. Spurs, Chelsea, and Arsenal all have each other to compete with. There aren't any other big clubs in Manchester for City to compete with... makes it tougher to stay competitive.


    #BoltonIsn'tManchester
     
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  4. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Really jealous. Imagine tye cooling feeling of 40 empty seats around you.

    And yes, milk is right. No club compares to the massive city.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Metth is interested joining
     
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  6. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    Open the window nearest to your armchair. Should cool you down while watching united get dicked on Sky.
     
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  7. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    To be fair, most of the Man City fans I know are considerably poorer than the Man Utd fans I know -- and I know a fair amount of both, considering where I (mostly) grew up.


    Roy Keane had a point with his prawn sandwich brigade comment. Man City's equivalent would be a corned-beef butty battalion. And, before you Utd supporters start, yes, LFC's would be a dead-rat-inna-bap! :grin:
     
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