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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Oct 2, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    As we all know LFC has appointed many many managers who've run into the same issues.

    well I've a really simple solution.

    Lets sack david brent and appoint stevie me (i hope tobes this is how you'd say it) then Carragher the bottle can be forced back as assistant to sort out the defense and gerrard would be so busy as manager he'd finally be dropped. By the only perosn in the universe who could it seems.

    really simply solution to really complex issue this... genius IMO.

    in Fact lets go further and appoint Balotelli director of football and maybe coutinho as chief scout so he can f off to brazil for a good reaosn rather than bench warming ego trip.
     
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  2. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    bit like when kenny went player manager and we won the title? genius, probably the only way gerrard will get a prem medal sadly.

    havent we moved on from old school way of doing things though? ie bootroom etc, so even though i know you is taking the piss, i can see the merits in this as we need someone at the club who understands the club inside out.

    would gerrard constantly pick himself though, that's the only problem lol.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    we could do it like roy of the rovers.... cut one of his legs off and make him pick his son... oh wait... he doesn't have one... lack of foresight there stevie.
     
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  4. Zeerover

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    Should never have sacked Rafa, we've been paying for it ever since. Since he isn't coming back (wasn't even shortlisted last time around), and since it's apparent that last season was driven by Luis - and not Brendan - we need to find a new manager who can win. Once we get that we can think about a manager who can win pretty. Tony Pulis anyone?:)
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    pulis is a genius <whistle> he'd fix that defense and he'd shoot gerrard.. then he'd resign over something stupid.
     
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  6. Tobes

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  7. Love this, need to get me a Gerrez portrait for my wall

    #allaboutgreez
     
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  8. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    I want one! . . . My dartboard's looking a little worse for wear! :grin:
     
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  9. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    We should sign Neville and Carragher as backroom staff and sack whoever the **** is supposed to be coaching our defenders.

    Failing that if they're committed long term to Sky, sign any one of us from this board and sack whoever the **** is coaching our defenders or advising Rodgers on team selection. We could surely do a better job and tell him some simple truths about what not to do and what to stick with.
     
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  10. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Nonsense....to all of it......:)
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If we replaced Rodgers with Pulis I'd start supporting City! <whistle>
     
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  12. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    Here you go mate..........

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  13. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    **** that was bigger than expected............

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  14. Zeerover

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    Oh I hate what Tony Pulis brings to the game, that was more said tongue on cheek - my point is that we need our defence fixed, and if Brendan cannot do it, we need someone who can. We have spent £54m on the back 4 since summer 2013, by my recognition - and not counting Kolo Toure & Aly Cissokho, who were free/loan but cost heavy. Its not lack of transfers that is the issue ...
     
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  15. Livtor

    Livtor Active Member

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    I like the fact how OP is semi serious until the last paragraph, where his imagination flies off atwitter and birdshits all over his own precarious suggestion.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    sorry livtor but you just don't get my dead pan if you think this was in any way serious.
     
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  17. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Make Gerrard manager and Rodgers DM.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Might work but he's a bit short really, him and Allen in the same team? Could some of the called fanboys take it without spunking
     
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  19. Hoddle Is A Gob

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    The deadest of pan. :smile:
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Hahaha, the pan was definitely dead <laugh>
     
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