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The Breakfast Debate

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Sep 23, 2014.

  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Good Morning Everyone,

    Ex Fulham boss Felix Magath has admitted he told former player Brede Hangeland to treat a knee injury with ..................... cheese!!!

    Magath asked the big centre-half to soak a block of cheese in alcohol and leave it on his injured thigh overnight.

    In order to get the full effect, Hangeland was told to phone his mother because it would help to speak to someone who loves him while the cheese is working!!!

    Thoughts?

    Who can come up with the best one liner regarding the Cottagers and the cheese incident?




    Darko Milanic has signed a two year contract, and everyone is happy. Everone that is, apart from Gary Neville

    Neville belives Cellino should have appointed Redders...

    "He deserves the job to be fair", Neville said on Redfearn. "I think it's a disgrace that they've gone to Slovenia, Leeds United, and brought back a lad, Milanic; I've never heard of him." "They've got somebody with the quality and the experience [in Redfearn], and who knows what the club's all about, and if they are a club that want to bring through their own players…well this lad's been doing it for the last however many number of years", Neville added, "It just seems a stupid appointment to me."




    BREAKING NEWS
    Cellino has sacked club physio.

    He has sent canteen lady Edna to bring in his replacement....

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  2. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Morning Elland and all. Have to say, I like Neville as a football pundit once I manage to blank out who he once played for. To be honest I'm a little worried about the new appointment also but as always, will give him a decent chance to prove himself. A point being missed, redders is not going to settle for being a youth academy coach indefinitely and we could lose him soon enough if the right job came up for him. I'd have preferred him to have had another month as caretaker to be sure recent results weren't a fluke. Surely Cellino could have then recruited a coach to hel at the academy with readers overseeing
     
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  3. Infidel

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    Simple .... wtf do you know Neville, i think you should go and give Edam head Van Gaal some advise and keep your nose out of our business scum twat.

    Morning Elland <ok>
     
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  4. ellandback

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    Morning Eire, I get the impression that Redders is happy in his development role.

    Didn't he say he didn't want the hot seat?
     
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  5. ellandback

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    Morning Doha <ok>
     
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  6. xbpod

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    Simple....he is very knowledgeable on football, always worth listening to. Take ya blinkers off.
     
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  7. ellandback

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    Morning Xbpod
     
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  8. Grogger

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    Neville referring to Redders as "lad"!! Cheeky C*NT!!!

    Think he should worry about his old club being a global laughing stock before he starts worrying about my club!!
     
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    Morning all - I am sure Neville is not the only one thinking this, the problem is the only take he has on Leeds is what the press report.

    If he knew the fuller picture that Redfearn is too valuable as our youth coach maybe he would change his tune.

    I bet he had never heard of any of our foreign signings before either, would he slate their signings as well?
     
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  10. DamnedUnited

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    Morning all <ok>

    Generally like Neville as a pundit to be fair, has a good football brain which is more than you can say for the rest of them. Seems Phil is taking care of all matters relating to their old club, saying they need to spend another £100m before they can become a force again <laugh>

    As for Redders not wanting the hot seat, he did say that, but in recent interviews I got the feeling he was just trying not to upset the applecart rather than actually not wanting it.
     
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  11. Eireleeds1

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    Read somewhere this morning his ambition is to be a senior coach in the future. Not sure he said he didn't want our job Elland but I could be wrong. Either way, had he had another successful month as caretaker, it could have grown on him
     
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  12. Chippy / Glory

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    Morning.

    Stop laughing at Foolham fans. My in box is overflowing.

    ~Message ends
     
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  13. BoggersMOT

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    Morning all. Neville has a point, but I agree with others. Redders best role is to help bring on the youth, whilst quietly advising the new chap how to get the best out of the kids. The new chap, whilst not a household name, does have experience of European footy. So he can't be that bad.

    On Magath, what a prat. If I were a bit more quick witted, I'd have a few good one liners, but I can't think of any at the moment. Maybe he's a wannabee Yorkshireman..... "ee dam I failed again!!!" Either that or he's cheesed off with Ross for not saving him from the sack!!!
     
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  14. ellandback

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    Morning Grogger
     
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  15. ellandback

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    Morning Glory
     
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  16. ellandback

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    Morning Boggers, keep em coming
     
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  17. ellandback

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    Morning Durham
     
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  18. Chippy / Glory

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    This putting gogonzola on an injury story is full of holes.
     
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  19. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Mornig Ell

    Eire I fear ur latest jibe at Foolham is going to produce the Jimmy Savile response.
     
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  20. Eireleeds1

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    That'd be disgusting though. What did i say that was so terrible? :confused:
     
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