http://www.alanpardewsrandomexcusegenerator.com/ It was Jimmy Nail that caused a hostile environment so we gave it our best. Great fun.
We can't compete with teams like Hull because they have less wind on their training pitch. Our fans have an average IQ of around 35 so they'd never understand this, I'm still convinced a top 4 finish is on the cards though.
they cant focus on a Saturday, as mixing it with Bigg market slappers in the evening predominantly affects their concentration