Swindlers List. Staring.... Vincent Tan (.15) [video=youtube_share;NcKPy1Bet7g]http://youtu.be/NcKPy1Bet7g[/video]
Some commentary... At the beginning, Tan and his advisors debate whether to purchase Cardiff City...the guy in blue is the painter and decorator, he puts his hand up for the key role of recruitment...Tan "you?!?". Ian Moody is promptly arrested on the spot whilst sending a text outside the stadium. Tan and his mates burst in on Malky (disguised as an Arab), ahem, sexually harassing a female agent....."What are you doing? What are you doing?!!!? That's bad! That's baaadd!!! That's punishable by death!" Mehmet Dalman is struck by genius...."I've got it, I've got it!! We'll get in Molde's manager! Fire up the Volkswagen" Cut to a clean cut Ole singing his song to seduce the Cardiff fans, then Tan cuts in (in an extremely loud suit) to show him how it's really done ....here he gives himself away, lapsing into the 'Swim away'. Having bollocked Ole and got rid Tan and his boys are sitting around waiting for a call, the atmosphere's tense, then their absurdly large pager starts beeping....Disaster. Paul Hartley's turned them down. Tan attempts to re-educate the Cardiff masses through the medium of song...."We can't lose in red, don't argue or you'll end up dead...There's something very special 'bout the number 8, your first born sons will be mine to date" Seems to have worked, so... there's nothing left to do except chase the remaining Cardiff fans he hasn't yet buggered. He doesn't care whether they are young, old, female, male, religious....he just smells arsehole. It's good fun for everybody at first but then the Cardiff fans turn on him, chasing him down the beach with big sticks... Finally Tan and Dalman dress up as nuns in a desperate attempt to recruit Tony Pulis, they need to conceal their identity to stand a chance and they have heard that Tony is "kinky like that". Unfortunately the competition to woo Pulis is fierce and Dalman ends up taking a bullet from the gun of Mike Ashley. Tan is mildly irritated. Dalman dies in his arms. The end.
