Rape : Sometimes Funny

usually if it doesn't happen to you.

I know a guy who was raped by a black guy in amsterdam, we laugh about it often.

Discuss

 

Rape is NEVER funny.

Look what it's done to poor Lightfoot.

Turned him into a gibbering fruitcake.

 

I know a guy who screamed 'rape' just to cover up he was a homo.

Gives a bad name to decent rapists.

 

A light-hearted sexual assault is often all that's needed to get a dull party going.

 

Stereo advocates rape

Infact he posted here 2-3 weeks back asking if anyone else thought that it was ever justified.

 

You're not to bright are you? Just read back what you wrote there.

 

I got accused of rape back in 2002 after me and a few guys gang banged this fat thing in Durham.

She complained 2 weeks later after I met her again and started calling her a mad slut

That was a stressful week

 

Can we keep him?

 

So you're a real rapist, not just an internet one?

 

I knew a guy who pumped a wee dirty. Said wee dirtys parents found out and didn't approve. We dirty cried rape. 3 years on the register. I found this funny, also because it didn't happen to me.

 

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

Even mick agrees

 

I think rape's great, it makes the fields look all Summery and pretty and yellow and what-not.

 

Sick bastard

 

No, me and 2 guys shagged this burd, she was up for it.

But because I ripped the piss out of her a couple of weeks later, she said that I raped her, and the other guys didn't

The polis' came onto the job I was working on and took me in for questioning.

I was ****ting myself for a good few weeks afterwards.

Imagine trying to explain that to the missus.

"Some lassie said I raped her, but I didnae, me and two other boys gang banged her"

 

Mick's upset because he only got a sympathy vote from Tina in the Posters You'd Like to Rape thread.

 

Trev voted for him too.

 

We've all had sympathy rides, don't knock them