Should Saints diversify into used cars?

Looking at the players who have moved on, it occurred to me that we have been quite good at improving players...polishing their bodywork, adding go faster tape...then selling them on for inflated money. Pimping your player, if you like. Diversification into the used car business would be profitable where we can convince people they are buying a Porsche and not a Hyundai.

 

and they break down right after we sold them

 

Why can't a car play football?......................it's only got one boot!


Now where is my coat?

 

But it does have four (de)fenders

 

I'm tyred of this already.

 

Ah, so when they say a player has a good engine..!?!

 

When wheel this end?

 

As long as we get a bumper deal.

 

... and two wings!

 

We'll have to make sure we sell them at afFORDable prices.

 

What a bunch of car-ap puns.

Vin

 

If not cars we certainly have good coaches!

 

What a sump-ious tread this is! But I disagree with analogy. Really what Saints do is take the new parts from decent cars and then persuade rich clubs that if they work on them, they could be converted into a Rolls for the price of merely an Aston Martin.
Oh, and we throw in a free, 100 yard guarantee!

 

I've just come in on the big end of this conversation, which is just as well, as I'm piston broke.

 

I'm trying to think of a pun I could post, but I think due to the previous comments using my ideas, I may have been left Hyundai.

 

The thing is once these things start, you can't help but join in. It's like I'm cortina trap.

 

I really do keep trying not to, but I seem to lose my Focus.

 

You lot have spoilered this thread for me.

 

Whatever happens we have to admit that our improvement has been Astra-nomical..

 

Poorjoe - he'd love this.