The US faked the moon landings CIA assassinated Kennedy CIA orchestrated 9/11 The US Government store aliens in a warehouse in the desert Iraq had WMDs Communism Geometry If you sit too close to the TV your eyes will become square
That schoolyard rumour that in P.7 a nurse comes and takes off her top to give you a brickie and then hits it with a ruler to make it go down. Y'know, to make sure everything works properly.