Southampton v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

We need an emergency new manager at half time. Any **** will do, drag some bastard from the away end or some random piss head from any local boozer. It can't do much worse.

 

Managers ****. Players are ****. Its a bad mix, we look relegation fodder.

 

I really fear for us. I mean I can't see where goals are coming from. Even if we got lucky now and managed a draw (a miracle) our team would still look horrendous. We lack any sort of organisation and drive. It really is terribly worrying. We really are a botched abortion of a football team.

Jesus Christ Sissoko, don't be high fiving the c**t! I mean we are getting dealt with here and he is the opposition goalie, there is nothing to laugh about! Just because he played for us for five minutes ages ago!

 

Absolutely. Players not above reproach, but by God I'd like to see if a change in management could make a difference. Just as an experiment, if nothing else.

 

Another 45 minutes of absolute trash!

 

We could have easily been 3-0 down in the first 3 minutes.

 

Might as well. Not sure what you do with defenders like Colo, Willo and Haidara. Even Janmaat is struggling. Gouffran? Riviere? Cabella? Krul? I'd love to lay it all at the managers door but these are not top players.

 

The worst football I've ever seen from us.

 

I dont want us to equalise..... I mean, of course i normally would but every time we lose its hopefully one more step towards getting rid of that cockney ****.... If we lose this which we will. And lose next game.... HOW ON EARTH can pardew even try and talk about keeping his job.

That would be 5 wins out of 25 premier league games...18 points in 25 games.

If that was in one season we would be well bottom of the league!

 

Dire ..

S'hampton could have played their U-15 team and we would still be 2 down, they arent even out of 1st gear yet

Passionless, beaten and clueless ..the Pardew touch

Fair point re players not above reproach but..Pardew has Pardewed many different first team line ups ... He is the common denominator

 

Yeah, I know what you're saying. If were playing against a Chelsea or Liverpool today I honestly believe we would be 7 or 8 goals down. If this gets out of hand in the second half and Southampton get two or three more he is in massive trouble. I reckon he will be going for damage limitation now. Tiote for Riviere probably.

 

Right, (thankfully?) I missed the first 30 mins. What happened; could anyone summarise it for me?

 

Haven't you been listening to the match commentary - Pardew is a good manager with a good record, he's doing a good job at NUFC with the resources at his disposal, he deserves more time, it's still about the Cabaye sale, the fans are being impatient etc. It's really making me sick to listen to.

 

ooh you play Hull City next week.

 

They should of had a pen krul maybe off aswell. Mins he's flapping at oot

 

You forgot ...we only want him out as he is from London...what a jackass that guy is

 

He knows nowt

 

Well I'm really looking forward to the second half. Mrtiote said we'd win - and he's always right. So this should be a cracking comeback. Obertron hat-trick coming up? HOWAY THE LADS!

 

I couldn't hold the manager solely responsible for that first 15min debacle. Colo and Willo put on their very own slapstick entertainment. I'd like a change of manager asap, but I'm not kidding myself, these players are not good enough.

 

This match is f*cking tragic, although I'm enjoying the look of buffoonery on Pardeew's stupid desperate face.