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The Official Premier League Banter Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Sep 11, 2014.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Sick of London posting endless bollox about your club?

    Do you want to take the piss out of Man Utd while they are still crap?

    Do you want to laugh at us delusional Liverpool fans? (We will win the league this year)

    Should Swansea be kicked out of the Premier League for being Welsh? (and annoyingly good)

    Do you want to vent your frustration at everything QPR?

    THEN THIS IS THE THREAD FOR YOU!!!!

    Try to keep some kind of sense to your irrational anger towards other clubs or brb and Minxy will smite the thread. :D
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Moyes hospitalised

    A neighbour of Moyes, said he saw the unemployed manager receiving CPR in the front lawn of his garden, having earlier been seen skipping around it in a what appeared to be a home-made MK Dons home kit.

    The neighbour told us, “He was singing ‘We’re going Dutch, We’re going Dutch,’ to the tune of ‘On the Ball’ by Ant and Dec.”

    “It was quite a sight.”

    A family friend of Moyes claimed he was hopeful of a return to football in the near future, eyeing a potential vacancy in the North-West region of England.

    “There’s a rumour the Man United mascot is being relieved of his duties for failing to inspire.”

    “David is confident his current demeanor brings a level of Bonhomie not seen at Old Trafford for quite some time.”
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Thread is dead you batards! You're all twats and your clubs are all **** and will finish below the mighty Liverpool.
     
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  4. Murdoc

    Murdoc Well-Known Member

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    10 marks for effort though ayy? ;)
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>

    Hull are ****!

    #stilltrying
     
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    It lacks Matth's 5 star touch
     
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    It may take off a little once QPR give you a spanking. :biggrin:
     
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    Murdoc Well-Known Member

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    Getting there now, a lot better! <laugh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Murdoc

    Murdoc Well-Known Member

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    Fish as much as you like, you're gonna get the same amount of bites as Stevie G has Premier League medals...


    Getting the ball rolling ;)
     
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    :biggrin:

    This year is our year!
     
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    Newcastle smashed off the park, Southampton looking good.
     
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  13. Murdoc

    Murdoc Well-Known Member

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    Where have I heard that one before...? <whistle>

    Last time you finished 2nd, you followed it up with a 7th place the next Season!

    Newcastle and West Brom look terrible this year. The Geordie's are clueless without Cabaye.
     
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    Pardew will be gone soon, I quite fancy Newcastle to be in a relegation battle this season.
     
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    And they gave us Ben Arfa. Can see the Newcastle fans supporting us at St. James's just so Pardew gets sacked <laugh>
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Worst team ever in the Prem goes to Liverpool, then Derby County
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good win against Villa for us what else did anyone expect? Our goal difference now looks great after that 10-0 win.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    <laugh> . Bad day in the office and a half
     
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    Out of the title race by September this season, well done Slippers dippers
     
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    It'll all even out when City smash you next week. <diva>
     
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