Item of Clothing You Regret Buying?

Anyone got any tales about an item of clobber you bought..and then regretted it?

You tried it on in the shop, looked in the long mirror and thought to yourself: “Yowzahh…You the Maaaaaaannnnnn”

But then you got home, tried it on and thought: “Awwwww, what the ****kkkkk?”

 

pair of jeans. didnt try them on, just did the usual put them in front of legs and "yeah, they look good"

got home, way too big. tried to shrink em in the wash but they aint having it. buy 'em off me if you want.

ps. gay thread

 

Silk evening dress

 

aww now nae cnut (except Toby) is gonna want to post here after you said it was a gay thread

 

i bet you look drop dead gorgeous in it!

 

I got done an absolute stoater back in 1999.

My wife (burd at the time) worked at Safeways on Byers road, I had to pick her up from work one rainy Sunday afternoon.

Anyway, as was the mnorm back then, I was stoned out my nut waiting in the car outside.

Then this Italian fella pulls up beside my car in a big 4x4, spins me a yarn about how he owns the Italian Centre, in Glasgow City Centre, he's went to Glasgow Airport with these Leather jackets who are for his family in Italy, they won't let him on the plane with them, so he needs to get rid of them, so I spent 4 mins getting him down to £100 for 3 jackets, was well chuffed.

Got the jackets without even seeing them, they were in a dark coloured bag.

Went home, opened them up, absolute ****e, stitiching all burst and looked like they'd stole them off a jakey's back.

EPIC FAIL!!

 

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Go on, you're just saying that <blush>

 

Edge

that belongs on a very different thread: "Am I the biggest sukkah on these boards?"

 

who the **** buys 3 jackets without even looking at them? you got what you deserved..burned!

 

A stoned guy with too much money, who's been too lazy to get Christmas presents for his dad and thought, this'll kill 3 birds with one stone.

He showed me a cracking jacket, and said the rest were all the same

I can laugh now, but at the time, I was ****in raging!!!

FEEL MA BEEL !!!

 

a versace shirt that was too small for me. wore it once. it was rather dear.

 

A gimp mask...

used it on a bird accidentally suffocated her..

 

Yours did involve washing so it's still better than Trev's epic tale of the shirt that was too small

 

Mine was about 10yrs ago - bought a suit fae Markies. Looked the biz in the shop. Got home tried it on and I looked like a twat. Put it in the wardrobe, thinking I'd grow to like it (had a few wedding recptions etc coming up). It's still there I think. Or I might have given it away to a charity shop. £140 down the shytter

 

well it's the only thing that i regret buying clothing wise ST. the man wanted to know

 

got a wedding coming up soon..i take it stay away from marks suits? ill still probably look a **** in it even if i get it tailored.

 

In hindsight, those crotchless lace panties I bought for my mum probably wasn't a great idea.

 

Nonsense. They were lovely.

I bought my girlfriend some underwear online a few years ago from a site that specialised in big-boobed women. Now the ****ers won't stop seding me fliers and catalogues. Addressed to me. So not only does my postman now think I'm a trannie, he thinks I'm a greedy trannie.