30 Things We All Did In Primary School. #15 Was Absolutely Humiliating. s Miming the songs in assembly instead of actually singing because you lived the thug life and cared for nobody. Absolutely whacking the person you hated on the head during a heated game of Duck Duck Goose. Using your pencil case to cover your answers in your spelling test because all of your classmates were cheating six year old bastards. Sitting on the benches in assembly in Year 6, looking down at all the younger pupils, and thinking 'started from Reception now we're here'. Singing "He's got the whole world in his PANTS" in assembly because you were a comical genius who couldn't be controlled. Being sent to 'the wall' at playtime and having to watch all of your friends play whilst you stood and lost all of your dignity. Unsticking yourself when nobody was looking whilst playing Stuck In The Mud because you were too sassy and lived life in the fast lane. Spending the whole of your primary school life trying to get your gooey alien pregnant Watching Art Attack after school and thinking that anything was possible as long as you had some PVA glue. Being chosen to be 'the murderer' in a tense game of Wink Murder and feeling like a mastermind criminal with no limits to your power. Rolling down your big school socks into doughnuts around your ankles because you were the ultimate trendsetter who followed nobody's rules. Getting chosen to give out the whiteboards and giving the person that you hated the dirtiest one with a pen that didn't work. "I'll be the mum, you can be the dad" What can I be? "You're the dog" When the teacher asked you to get into a space in PE and you swung your arms around, hitting as many kids as possible, to show your space. Accidentally singing an extra 'of kings' at the end of 'Sing Hosanna' and feeling like you'd let your family, school and country down. Being asked to take a note to another teacher and feeling like you had just been honoured with the task of taking the ring to Mordor. Spreading glue all over your hands, waiting for it to dry, and peeling it off because you were a reckless six year old. Holding your palm over someone's head without them realising was a foolproof way of counting how many boyfriends/girlfriends they had. Renaming 'Bulldog' after it got banned because you were a gang of no-nonsense nine year olds and nobody could stand in your way. Not clapping your hands during 'if you're happy and you know it' because you were a miserable bastard who couldn't be controlled. Listening to the teacher tell you the story about the kid who swung too far back on his chair and died. Coming back to school after being on holiday with a hair braid and feeling way too bootylicious for the untraveled pupils in your class. Wearing a gym cone as a hat when the teacher wasn't looking in PE and thinking that you were absolutely hilarious. "Miss, I've broken my arm!" Just put a wet paper towel on it Wearing your Total 90s to school and feeling like you'd be getting called up to represent England any day soon. Being at the front of the line to walk to assembly and feeling like royalty leading your peasant subjects to war. Absolutely ****ting yourself with excitement if the coach drove past your house when you were going on a school trip. You'd never felt pain until you got whipped with a skipping rope when running too close to an oblivious skipper. Paper clipping lined paper underneath white paper to neatly write on so your piece of work looked fresh as f**k on the wall Inviting your friend round for tea after school in order to show off your inflatable furniture. http://www.tickld.com/x/30-things-we-all-did-in-primary-school-15-was-absolutely-humiliating - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Anyone got any others they'd like to add...?
This would be so much darker if it was secondary school. By god I had a shock moving from prissy little goody Queensway Knowles Primary School to the Ghetto ass Lakes Estate Drug capital of Milton Keynes keep looking at the floor or you will get stabbed Leon Secondary School.
I set light to a gas tap once Also pierced a syringe and got a bollocking because the chemical inside would cause damage; I'd been spraying it at the others
I remember my first girlfriend....Rhiannon. Lovely girl, I thought I was some kind of player and treated her like **** to impress my friends Not my most proud moment, though I met up with her recently, we both have kids now and I got the chance to apologise so it's all good.
haha Some ones Jealous. Gerrez likes holding hands. Who had those tiny gold circle stickers given to them when you did well at some thing? And who stole them but stuck them under their jumper so the teacher would not see?
LOL, nah...... I dont know how these guys have multiple women on the go at all times. One night stand with some random? ok, preferable, if that floats your boat. But I have met guys who literally try to have 2-3 girlfriends running simultaneously, and I look at them and think, what a ****ing head ache!! Why do this to yourself? Sure you get to sleep with 3 different women, but 3 x the nagging, 3 x the jealousy, 3 x the PMT, 3 x the woman bullshit and all that comes with it..........I'd rather Asphyxi-**** myself to death!
Main memory of primary school, being given the cane on stage in front of the entire school, along with 3 mates. Also had our milk monitor badges taken off thrown to the stage and stamped on by the Headmaster....think he was a fan of "Branded" (a popular TV series at the time to those posters below the age of 50)
