The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

To brag about my **** ?

 

If your having to go in for fifteen wipes there's obviously some sort of problem with your gut

 

Bazray was great. 6d as well. The account i use now started out as barrie neville winding baz up pretending to be him while he was pretending to be someone else. Kprs dad even showed up

 

Pretty sure it was just an awesome dump to be honest.

 

I remember him. Quality poster that bloke

 

I've still got Baz's mobile number!!

I had a couple of text conversations with him, it's to each others credit it was all just a laugh and left it right there. I could have stalked the daft **** and him me but it just ended.

I remember he tried to make a comeback and he was just barred every time, and this by the Liverpool board. Never sure what he did that upset them that much.

Was an Ip ban or other such techno stuff.





Anyone want his number?

 

Does he do phone sex??

 

I actually text him a few weeks ago when drunk. Telling him I'd broke into his flat or something such like.

 

Now the truth please.... You text him saying you want to smash his back doors in, right?

 

Any reply?

 

Yeah. Who is this..

I can't remember what I said as deleted the message.

I clearly thought it was funny when drunk.

 

Like chucking ashtrays at peacock's eh?

 

Indeed.

I once also covered the cubicle in the gents at my local with toilet roll. Literally wrapped everything with loo paper. All up the walls. I found that really funny too. That was after a red wine binge also. Which is why I don't drink it anymore on a night out. Other than last Saturday.

 

I also noticed they CCTV in the beer garden with a tv screen behind the bar. They'd have been watching me using the ashtrays as a frisbee hurling them at their prize peacocks.

 

Barrance Neville aka Freddy mercury.

He was actually good for a laugh sometimes.

 

I also fell out with Baz he didn't like it that I wouldn't back him up because we were both Liverpool fans. A right idiot.

 

Sounds like the ending of Fletch. Do you have Mr. Underhill's American Express card number, too?

 

You can take it outta my raise!

YOU'RE NOT GETTING A RAISE!

 

The fifa 15 demo is out on ps4 today.

 

Have fun.