Same here mate but, considering he`s probably buying them in at 10 for a quid I think he`s missed an opportunity to show how kind and thoughtful and generous and what a nice man he is.
I have no kids mate, I don't buy from sports shops, I wear ties of my own volition. But I'm am a man of the world, I've ventured onto council estates to obtain da herb. One thing you'll always see is a 25 stone sack of **** with no bra and a face like an elephants arse, she'll have her big sports direct mug with coffee spilling everywhere as she shouts at her son who's stood in puddled grass verge with no top on and mud round his mouth.
Would have been a better story if the bags had Sunderland zips instead of Fulham. It's only a matter of time before Mr Ashley thinks of doing something like that.