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Who would you like to have shot?

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  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    I have a dilemma -can't decide between Piers Morgan and Alan Pardew
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I;m for hire, a 2 for 1 deal....

    plus i'd like to shoot all ower Jessica Alba's grid.
     
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  3. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Mayor McCheese

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  4. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Got to be Morgan, no question.
     
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  5. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    school bully, if i had to choose between those two it would be morgan though
     
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  6. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Jeremy Clarkson then Boris Johnson (twice).
     
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  7. Juan Kerr

    Juan Kerr New Member

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    Tony Blair - I think he is responsible for the death of many of our servicemen and will never admit to it.
     
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  8. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's a real poser. First mother-in-law, or second. Choices, choices.
     
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  9. The Relic

    The Relic Well-Known Member

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    The Luftwaffe piiot who woke me out of a sound sleep in my cot with a near miss, the bar-steward. Ha, ha. Nah, he was only a young man who believed the crap older men told him. Twenty years on, I was just like him I suppose.

    The leader of ASH, who played a significant part in destroying the British pub trade.
     
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  10. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    [video=youtube;-b5sVan14Iw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5sVan14Iw#action=share[/video]
     
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  11. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    It's hard to argue with that logic.
     
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  12. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    I'm with this
     
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  13. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Thatcher, Dig her up and shoot her. Just to be sure.
     
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  14. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    I'm up for this as well
     
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  15. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Good thread and one that I've thought about for a while before answering.

    Shooting Putin is a good rhyme, and a good idea, but there's an endless supply of power crazy madman over there.

    So I'd have to go with Paul Gascoigne.<ok>

    Mainly for his own good, to put him out of his obvious misery, but also to stop the endless tedious headlines.

    "Gazza a new man after rehab."

    "Gazza back in the gutter."

    "Friends rally round to pay for rehab."

    "Gazza back in the gutter."

    "Gazza ...... " etc etc etc until the inevitable end and the piles of teddybears & B&W scarves at the 'famous' gates.
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Gerry Adams & Martin McSpunknuts.
     
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  17. Tickler

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    Gabby Agbonlahor on a football front
     
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  18. DAPARKERSAFC

    DAPARKERSAFC Well-Known Member

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    Whichever Prisoner is costing the tax payer the most to keep alive.

    Id like a list

    Ian Huntley
    Roy Whiting
    Mark Bridger
    Those two ****s who killed Lee Rigby
    Anjem Choudary who is poisoning the minds of vulnerable young men and leading them to commit atrocious acts.
    If he believed in it enough why hasnt he martyred himself?
     
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  19. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I always like to believe his type's suffering shouldn't be cut short ........ endless self torment and the odd beating seems fine by me.


    I also believe Jeremy Clarkson should be kept alive until he's too doddery to drive, then people can repeat his pathetic jokes about old people back to him. Plus his fans will eventually realise what a humourless twat he really is <ok>
     
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  20. Schwerer Gustav

    Schwerer Gustav Well-Known Member

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    Those two are such twats I would give you dispensation to matke hem to stand in single file so at least you could get the two of them with a single shot.
     
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