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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Hash., Sep 5, 2014.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Liverpool new boy Mario Balotelli was subbed off in a behind closed doors match after only 20mins for .............

    Kicking a wolves player in the head <yikes> <doh> <grr>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Took his head clean off.

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  3. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Ive heard we won 4-0, any news on the scorers.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    See Studge injured thread. There was no kick.


     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

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    i heard hammy.... in any event if badontelly kicked someone i feel he deserved it.
     
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  6. JB...

    Am I allowed my signature now...? lol
     
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  7. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    He didn't kick the lad in the head <doh> - as Milk said see the Studge injured thread, there's a link to someone who saw it, they clipped ankles - so NO you can't use it yet ...... you have to wait .... till he DOES kick someone [hope to goodness not in the head!]
     
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  8. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Was only a matter of time before this thug seriously injured someone.

    Just when you think Liverpool had got their act together by getting rid of that tosser Suarez, they bring in this plonker.
     
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  9. Bored with the mancs now...? lol
     
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  10. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Didn't take long at all for the wums to jump on a non-story.
     
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    ...... completely ignoring all the posts in the thread that they chose to spill their bile in. We should be used to it by now ....
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I heard that Mario had a knife embedded in the crotch of his shorts and used it to cut off a Wolves player's penis.
     
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  13. saintanton

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    Now that Suarez is no longer our player, it will be revealed that it was Mario who put him up to it all along.
     
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  14. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    We won 1-0 Lallana <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    He should be punching peoples heads off, not kicking them off.
     
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  17. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Let me know when he bites someone.

    Cannibalism > headkick
     
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  18. Denny Kalglish

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    Serious question. Would you rather your brother bit you in a rage or repeatedly slept with your wife behind your back?

    Tough choice
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Boris isnt a manc ... he is a celtic fan and 9/11 expert. Poor effort at the wum eddieee.
     
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  20. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    I can always get another wife. I might never get that chunk of my arm back though. Maybe i'd grown attached to that chunk of arm.
     
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