Liverpool new boy Mario Balotelli was subbed off in a behind closed doors match after only 20mins for ............. Kicking a wolves player in the head
He didn't kick the lad in the head - as Milk said see the Studge injured thread, there's a link to someone who saw it, they clipped ankles - so NO you can't use it yet ...... you have to wait .... till he DOES kick someone [hope to goodness not in the head!]
Was only a matter of time before this thug seriously injured someone. Just when you think Liverpool had got their act together by getting rid of that tosser Suarez, they bring in this plonker.
...... completely ignoring all the posts in the thread that they chose to spill their bile in. We should be used to it by now ....
I heard that Mario had a knife embedded in the crotch of his shorts and used it to cut off a Wolves player's penis.
Now that Suarez is no longer our player, it will be revealed that it was Mario who put him up to it all along.
Serious question. Would you rather your brother bit you in a rage or repeatedly slept with your wife behind your back? Tough choice
I can always get another wife. I might never get that chunk of my arm back though. Maybe i'd grown attached to that chunk of arm.