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Pards has two games

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sammy's Silky Skills, Sep 2, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    How much will we get in the championship?
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Yeah you had my eyes steaming until you summed it up with that killer last line <ok>

    As if there's any sense of progressive plan being employed. This is operation flatline, as far as I can see!
     
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  3. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    If it isn't Moyes then I would welcome Steve Bruce here. Not everyon'e cup of tea but he'd be better. As would McLaren though is a bit of a turnip but not a bad club manager.

    Apart from those three there's no-one I could imagine wanting to come here that I would want to come.
     
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  4. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Expect the next manager to be foreign or Tony Pulis. Wasn't he going to replace Pardew last time he had 2 jobs to save his job. Thankfully (I think) we beat Chelsea and Tottenham.
     
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  5. Eddie's British Plodders

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    L&#8217;Equipe are suggesting we are lining up Christophe Galtier again.
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I vote to make you are roving reporter... Always on top of the goss <ok> Like Perez Hilton Hahahaha
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What's matt goss got to do wit things?
     
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  8. Lord Jonjomort

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    I read elsewhere the following. Don't laugh too much.

     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yep he's lost it already, the pressure is on and he's cracked. Such is his paranoia, I think someone with da skills should super impose Pardews head onto Gollum's body.

    Seriously though I'm worried about Pards mental health now.
     
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    This article has a fundamental misunderstanding of why Pardew is manager and what the owner actually expects

    If we don't get relegated, Pardew is nailed on to stay.

    Survival and profit are all that Ashley cares about.
     
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  11. Lord Jonjomort

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    Does seem shaky, doesn't it? Very odd behaviour.
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

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    I see ol' Pards is now favourite in The Sack Race.
     
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    only for people who don't understand the situation at Newcastle.

    Pardew won't be sacked, unless Ashley sells the club.
     
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  14. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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  15. Warmir Pouchov

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    Oh well. We can look forward to a similar breakdown before long the way things are going. I think it'll be something like:

    "I've asked Mike for a roof on the stadium, the aliens have been taking note of my revolutionary tactics and giving them to Van Gaal at Man U. Obviously he is one of them, nobody has a head shaped like that bar Aliens and Butthead of Beavis and Butthead fame. I'm beginning to think Obertan may be in on this alien conspiracy too. We need the roof."
     
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