OT- The Oasis Of Calm And Tranquility Thread (aka Beel Free Zone)

Here is a thread for those of you seeking a period of calm and reflection from the **** storm blowing around NE1.
Kick off your shoes..... lay back and relax and share with the forum those little things in life which calm you down and chill you out the most....
For me... the ultimate calm has to be lying on a sun bed on the white sanded Bavaro beach in the Dominican Republic on a hot lazy day with the sound of the shore lapping around my sunbed........

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Hammocks also give me a lot of calmness....

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Long haul flights chill me out too.... the throbbing of the engines always seem to put me to sleep....

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Just gonna leave this here for those that don't like the heat.

 

[video=youtube;Ujr5ld4I_Xo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujr5ld4I_Xo[/video] Here's a nice audio track to listen to when you're watching post-match interviews.

 

Bulls hit anarchy is whats required you whelps

 

Reading classics!!!!!

 

Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross....

 

"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents."

The Joy of Painting is one of the most chilled television shows I've ever had the privilege to watch

 

BOLLOCKS!!! Our team is in ****in dissaray and you are ****ing swanning around on some ****ing beach in the Caribbean, drinking RUM, saying everything is going to be all right??????... Oh.. hang on..................... yeah... I can feel the vibe.. wowww.... yeahhhh.. whooo hoooo... Yeah.. everything is going to be ok.. I can see it now mannn... i can feel the universe rebelling against the twats in charge at the TOON!!. Yeahh.... Cool Mannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! **** Flower Power... Lets all **** the Cockneysss............................ yeah..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[video=youtube;8-yuSNYns9M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-yuSNYns9M[/video]

 

Cool man... have a toke on this pipe.... Ya man....... tis a beel free zone.... word..... blud.....

 

A perfect piece composed for 'Hannibal' and based on Dante Alghieri's sonnet.

Challenge you not to feel chilled...

[video=youtube;Lv_167Znr6M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv_167Znr6M&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

 

Its cold and raining.... you are sitting in your library in the east wing, in a Chesterfield leather chair, slippers on, dog at feet, big fire roaring, large quality Scotch in lead crystal glass, listening to this music on a superb sound system...
I bought the Hannibal movie soundtrack album just for that - a modern opera classic...

...well, Ive got the dog and the slippers anyway...

 

This picture I took on top of a mountain above the clouds

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I'm thinking more about terrorism extremist styley

 

They just gas you on the plane, you don't even leave the runway. And 'that' holiday is merely just another studio, Truman Show-esque. There is no escape.

If I don't return to this forum, then they've got me, or if I do come back, they have gotten to me. I've said to much.

Excuse me, someones at the door.

 

It's inspired one of my items from my bucket list... Namely to visit an open air opera in Italy one day...