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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Then it's the ladies who are the clowns? Or are they sleeping with other people on the side?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Size of foot often assumed to mean that somebody has a similar sized Mr. Perky. It is well known that clowns are well endowed.
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Size of your feet correspond to the length between your elbow and your wrist <ok>
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

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    And inversely relates to the size of the engine in your car.
     
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  5. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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  6. BCR

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    If real.... I feel like I am way off there! <laugh>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes my penis is way longer than the gap between my elbow and my wrist... <whistle>


    Any how talking about dicks reminds me of that dick, Gerrez... and this also reminds me of Gerrez:

    http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/i-ate-taco-bells-entire-new-dollar-menu-one-sitting-and-heres-what-i-learned-159645
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Hmmm.
    A dollar menu, and he says this:
    His maths are no better than his taste.
     
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  9. BCR

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    It's America, dollar menu also includes things that are 1.30 or 1.50.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    In America you always pay more than the price. Its not like Britain where price includes VAT already.

    Where I live going out to eat would involve:
    6% state sales tax + 1% county sales tax + 1% city sales tax + 7% hospitality tax.

    If something is advertised as $1 you really pay $1.15.

    Fortunately the whopping 7% for hospitality tax is not on everything... just for eating out or hotels and what not.


    So 15% above the price on the menu. Then of course if at a sit down place (not taco bell) they expect you to tip 15% to 20% on top of that!
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I think these are legit $1 each... it's the tax that bumps it up.
     
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  12. BCR

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    I blame Wendy's. <ok>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They don't call theirs a dollar menu anymore... it's a "value menu".
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I want Arbys now talking about fast food!


    Don't think there is one near the office though.
     
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  15. McDonalds is the same. On the'pound saver' menu there are things for 99p and £1.49 but nothing for an actual pound
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    OK screw it! No Arby's near me, and it's not even lunch time...

    I'm going to Bojangles! Sausage biscuits (American biscuits not UK definition) for brunch today!
     
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    BR ice bucket

    [video=youtube;5CNtfLuXi0A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CNtfLuXi0A[/video]
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is there a way to tell by looking at someone's profile page if they're banned from a certain forum? I'm occasionally curious.

    For example, there is a Man Utd fan on the Spurs board (peacefully) that I never see on the Utd forum... curious if he got himself banned.
     
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  20. Germlands Nozzer

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    Do you mean the dinosaur luke guy?
     
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