Sorry. Bit out of the loop, but are there simply mind games going on between Spurs and Saints. BBC rumours have us rejecting new bid for Morgan and re-bidding for Townsend. Anyone any idea?
Well, the idea involves grafting wings onto badgers so you get... flying badgers! How cosmic would that be!?
Will they be any good playing centre back though, not renowned for speed are badgers. Be good at crosses though, with the wings and all.
To be honest, badgers have had a hard enough time with the cull, without being experimented on in the name of football.
The wouldn't get killed on the roads so often. Does anyone actually want Townsend at Saints, or would a flying badger be more preferable, as a winger.
please log in to view this image It's already been thought of. Here's the Newcastle United team in action.
If he does come here can we nickname him "The Badger" (and maybe graft on some wings fro good measure)?
buy him, say we will never sell him, then accept Liverpool's next day bid Otherwise don't buy him. Nothing more than a sprinter, head down.
Makes less sense than the badger theory. So are we saying that the BBC live in a parallel universe, or that we do or both?
If he can play as he did for England last October, I'd more than welcome him ... howver, I doubt he's up to that
