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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 18, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just popping down Fenwick's window lads...
     
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    " I'll put my shirt on us finishing top 6 this season "
     
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    Pardew's pitchside "Mike Ashley" impression fails to raise a cheer amongst Newcastle fans.
     
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    I'm coming out is sympathy for Fatem'
     
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    "Im sure I put my tactical notes up here somewhere"!

    Fu** me where are they!
     
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    So you think our strips bad? ill show you all what a bad strip really looks like!!!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
    come on sugar let me know.
    If you really need me just reach out and touch me
    come on honey tell me so
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm thinner than Benny you ****s, look look
     
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    Amidst allegations of belt-tightening at NUFC, Alan Pardew reveals his 'wor chest'
     
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    'I'm too sexy for my shirt'
     
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    Steve Stone: "Yeah, I would!"
     
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    "What more are the fan wanting from me? The shirt of my back?!"
     
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    Alan Pardew misreads the fans' protest banner of "Pardew get out, you're ****"
     
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    ****, ****, ****idity ****, ****, ****, ****y, ****, ****, Oh ****................................................
     
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    Pellegrini gets Pardew back for the "old c***" snipe by lining his shirt with itching powder.
     
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    Let's do the truffle shuffle.
     
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