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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I have been perving on you all for quite a while now and have decided to join this dating forum.

    I am 19, a Student/lifeguard, looking for an attractive person to light up my world. I have a few of you in mind who I am hoping will come forward with a cash offer for my services.

    I look forward getting to know you all.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jun 28, 2011
  2. AH

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    I'm cheap and easy, do I meet your requirements?

    I can a gentle lover.
     
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  3. TheLittleGeordie

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    I am the exact opposite of AH. In the words of Homer Simpson with me you "strap yourself in and feel the burrrrn". Am i up to your standards
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jun 28, 2011
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    I like TOM boys, they drive me on sooo hard like Vargas! <whistle>
     
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    Sanchin0, Jun 28, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmm, it's all coming out now.
     
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  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Mmm, you are all very tasty. How much?
     
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  7. AH

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    that's what she said
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    have you got any formation porn you can lend?
     
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  9. Smudger

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    A fiver?
     
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    touché
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I'm worth more than that darling.
     
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  12. Badgers Assemble

    Badgers Assemble Well-Known Member

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    This site is becoming more versatile each day :D
     
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  13. Jose Enrique

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    I am sexy but for the ladies only.

    Bum funning is bad for me.
     
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    Jose Enrique, Jun 28, 2011
  14. Smudger

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    Oh, I thought you wanted to know our prices for an evening.


    My mistake.
     
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  15. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Rofl not you again.
     
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  16. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    And you only know that because you got destroyed last night. Can you walk/sit yet?
     
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  17. AH

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    Wait a minute, are you paying us or are we paying you?
     
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  18. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Har Har Har(posh laugh)

    You pay me obviously!
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. AH

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    Well well well

    I'm not quite sure what to say to that..

    ...
     
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