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Cliff Richard - Dorty Bastard. Fact.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

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    She abused the whole ****ing nation with that voice, we're all scarred inside!

    You can add Mary Berry to that list as well Billy, she's good at making ****ing cakes for a reason.
     
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    I’m guessing the race for Christmas No. 1 will be wide open this year
     
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    At this rate, Cilla Black's going to be cooking for one at Xmas.
     
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    Nigella Lawson, what about that, I've just cum in my kecks thinking about her lashing her mush around my foreskin.
     
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    Yeah but she doesn't look like a mucky old *****, I bet she's filth though. The best part is she'll get up and do you a nice steak and a tiramisu after you've finished porking her.
     
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    Mr Tumble (CBeebies for deaf kids)

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    I hate his face, imagine how many things he's shoved in his arse over the years. I bet each and every one of us has touched a quid coin that has once been in his arse.
     
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    Yes mate!!!

    Great shout there, he's a right weirdo... I nearly spewed on the tele when my nephew was sat watching that, 3 years old. He's 4 now, bang into Sky Sports News so luckily Mr Tumbles didn't get to him and turn him into a mincer.

    Edit: Didn't know he was for deaf kids!
     
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    Pat Sharp (Fun House)

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    Matthew Kelly (Stars in their eyes)

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    Hasn't he already had the feds on his case?
     
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    Yep, I'd eat food from her blarty & put her pussy squirts in my gin.
     
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    All the talk of sweeps makes me think Sooty might be next.....................

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    Haway man there's a line. I have to still watch this with my 2 year old little girl. Cant watch it with tainted eyes!!
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Bobby's got his keyboard fixed!
     
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    Hahaha like you didn't already notice he was a bit odd!
     
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