Predictions for Newcastle United, season 2014-15

1. Win the title
2. Champions League
3. Europa League
4. Europe via a cup final
5. Just miss out out on Europe
6. Top half
7. Bottom half
8. Flirting with relegation
9. Relegated
10. Finish 20th

Extras:

Pardew sacked? Y/N

Cups? Out early / decent run / last few / win silverware

Record against the mackems? Home W/L/D, Away W/L/D, Finish above or below...

 

1. Win the title
2. Champions League
3. Europa League
4. Europe via a cup final
5. Just miss out out on Europe (Feeling optimistic this morning)
6. Top half
7. Bottom half
8. Flirting with relegation
9. Relegated
10. Finish 20th

Extras:

Pardew sacked? Y/N
Cups? Out early / decent run / last few / win silverware
Record against the mackems? Home W/L/D, Away W/L/D, Finish above or below...

 

for the record:

5. Just miss out out on Europe
Pardew sacked? Y/N
Cups? Out early / decent run / last few / win silverware
Record against the mackems? Home W/L/D, Away W/L/D, Finish above or below...

 

Sorry guys but I think we'll sustain injuries and through Pardews woes combined with our failure to replace Cabaye or get a striker to replace remy we will struggle this season.


In my eyes Cabella replaces Ben arfa not Cabaye.

De jong may replace Cabaye but he'll only play ten games that's why nobody else wanted him.

Riviere we are hoping does as well a remy which Isn't likely.


It's irritating because we need 3 top players and a lightning bolt to rewire Pardews bonce.



Pardew sacked yes
cup run a lot of this is the luck of the draw we are better equipment for a cup run if we do get lucky draws.
We will lose a derby and win the other.

 

This...

 

- Just miss out on Europe
- Pardew not sacked
- Decent run in the cups
- Win at home, lose away
- Finish at least 10 places above them

 

10th
Pardew sacked? N (he'll have achieved the target)
Cups? Out early - Club policy
Record against the mackems? Home W, Away L Finish above

 

Top half.
Pardew still in charge at end of season.
Home win against Mackems and lose away. Finish above Mackems
Poor cup run, out early

 

Top half
Pardew will not be sacked. He could run on the pitch, pin down the referee and s**t in his mouth and he still wouldn't be sacked. As long as Ashley's here, Pardew will be.
Decent run in the cups without getting to Wembley.
Win at home, draw away
Finish comfortably above the dirty stinkers, about five places.



A.Z. ~ been a while.

 

Bottom half.Pardew not sacked. Out of Cups early. Draw with the tramps at home, lose away

 

Finish 6th and win the FA Cup.

 

Hope springs eternal in the human breast,
Mankind never is, but is always to be blest

 

I would love you to be right jimi

 

I think the bottom half.
We have better players but also Pardew.

 

If we won any type of trophy at all I think thousands of us will self combust.. Would give my hind teeth to see us lift a cup... Any cup.

 

Would you stake your ass on it?

 

Ass, balls and knob mate.
In fact I'll project a montage of all 3 onto the side of the Gallowgate in front of the Sky cameras whilst wearing a Sunderland a Shirt, feather boa, kilt and full makeup.

 

I'm with you on that one. I would happily do the windmill in the centre circle at St James if we won a cup this year.

Hmmm maybe not a criminal record is not a good idea. But you get the gist.

 

just your everyday Saturday night on then

 

In Consett, yes.