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Everyone's favourite pantomime villain

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by gotcoffee, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. gotcoffee

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    Not a question, (although would make a good thread in itself) but a reference to everyone's buddy Cwarr07 who has just advised that Big Mike has just touched down in Newcastle (guess he felt the rumble - anyone else?)

    Now that's as interesting as things get at the moment :( .. but we can of course go on to surmise why this may be ..

    Is he:

    A: Stocking up from Greggs
    B: Up to play sexy games with Derek
    C: Up to give Pards a ticking off for not signing anyone in the last few days
    D: Up to sell Jose to the 'poo
    E: Up to sell Joey to anyone who wants him
    F: Up to talk Jose into staying and offering him a payrise
    G: Up to talk Joey into staying and offering him a paycut
    H: Just testing out his new Helicopter he bought due to recent increase in SportsDirect share prices
    I:
    J:
    K:

    You get the idea ... no swearing though (poo doesn't count) <ok>
     
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    That guy Cwarr is an utter tool tbh.
     
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    How would Cwarr know this?
     
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    Wouldn't dream of saying poo on article that mentions MA.
     
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  5. gotcoffee

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    Who cares .. I used his destroyed reputation as a starting point to what was only meant to be a light hearted slightly on topic thread to waste a few minutes ..

    Jesus .. tough crowd ..
     
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    I didn't mean it to sound blunt like that.

    It's just that bloke spouts so much nonsense it's unbelievable...

    **However, last time I said this it was about our fixtures and I ended up lobbing my cock and balls off. :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    booooo
    how dare you mention cwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you're as bad as this guy
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  8. gotcoffee

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    Hhmm ... certainly not advocating folk joining the eunuch club .. but whatever floats your boat

    <laugh> so simple it's brilliant
     
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    Mike has flown in to see the latest instalment of the one man comedy show; Barry Moat.

    Who can forget: "OK. I'll sell it to you for £80 million" "Oooohhh. I don't have £80 million. How about £40 million"

    ***** star comedy - Financial Times
    5/5! He ****s you up - The Sun
     
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    Come to see his mate Tash.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. gotcoffee

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    That's the last time I spend 60 seconds on a thread for all you wasters .. I'm catching the next boat out of here ..

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    That picture reminds me of the Steve Bruce effect:

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