"Here you go lads let me introduce you to Henry the Tortoise, our new flying winger for this season!!"
Hock: "right lads, here's the plan ... I want Ross to get in the box as often as possible, and Tom you need to stay in your own box, which I don't have yet but the President has promised he will try and get from the fruit market for free" Ross: "Fcuk this, I'm off to London" Tom: "Really? When?" Ross: "Wednesday" Tom: "I'm off as well then"
How many times do I have to tell you get the ball into the box,but look its still fookin empty you will have to go.