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Apparently Luke Shaw is not fit

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by antipodean exile, Jul 29, 2014.

  1. antipodean exile

    antipodean exile Well-Known Member

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    Mr Van Gaal has ordered Luke to train on his own as he is not fit enough according to Sky Sports News and he will not necessarily play in his favoured position - oh dear how sad what a pity never mind.
     
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  2. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    As I said when this was first posted. You can't train a player not to get a cold.
     
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  3. NISaint

    NISaint Well-Known Member

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    He's been eating too much Nando's.
     
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  4. SaintsNumber7

    SaintsNumber7 Active Member

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    Unfit or suffering abit from burnout?

    The KID has played a full season where possible, then went to a world cup. Surely he can't become this 'unfit' in his 3/4 week break? Southampton had one of the highest fitness levels last season with our pressing game
     
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  5. MMJ

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    yeah, that hair beard combo just doesn't work luke, sorry
     
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  6. Dan

    Dan Well-Known Member

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    He was having a go on a 23 year old cheerleader when he was 17, so clearly something is working
     
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  7. SaintsNumber7

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    His bank card:smiley-finger007:
     
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  8. CBK

    CBK Well-Known Member

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    Fat ****er
     
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  9. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Not play in his favourite position? Are they putting him at right back?
     
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  10. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    He wasn't chosen by Van Gaal. Has a lot to prove....though has age on his side. Think there is going to be a night of the long knives at United.
     
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  11. Dark Lord SFC

    Dark Lord SFC Well-Known Member

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    If I had seen my weekly wage go from a mere £20k a week to £160k a week I would have been partying for a week or so too!!!!!!!!!
     
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  12. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Come on people, clearly a "I'm the boss" statement from van Gaal. Give the whipper snapper an early clip to keep him in line, just to prevent him getting too big for his dancing boots.

    Good management, that worked for Fergie with a couple.
     
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  13. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    I think Van Gaal is going to be mighty for them.

    They could even win the league with him next season, I really do believe that.
     
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  14. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Possibly so, but I hope not!
     
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  15. PO10Saint

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    Also complaining about having to play with wingbacks due to depth of squad - gotta feel for him! Could be an early season contender for the coveted premier league whinger award.
     
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  16. The name on the badge

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    I thought that had already been won by Mourinho for his I've got too many players so I've got to get rid of Torres, Cech or Mikel because of the UEFA home grown player rule.
     
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  17. PO10Saint

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    Should have clarified Mourinho gets his own award every season for this! Van Gaal's going for the one the rest are sharing!
     
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