He's going to declare his undying love for Kat and say they have got married. He will then say Kat is pregnant with his child.
He absolutely will say something that paints the board in a good light. He will do nothing but that. That doesn't mean he's not bullshitting us though.
"the interest in our players is a good thing. It shows we are doing things right." "The time to panic is when people don't want our players" "we've been inundated with agents, clubs and players themselves. We are attracting the world's greatest players here."
Toon Saint on SaintsWeb has it all covered brilliantly: Ralph Krueger Bingo - I want to be in this position every summer (it means we are doing our job well) - There is electricity in uncertainty - There is a commercial gap we need to bridge - We have our own wish-players too* (* only uttered after months of defensive rhetoric) - Kat is fully committed - We are in control of the situation - Players have only been sold on our terms - I feel the values that drive (insert Kat/ Koeman/ any player who hasn't yet signed a contract) - 52 stitches in my face (I can make hard decisions) - Growing the brand (our marketing department is going from strength to strength) - I class achievement as reaching our true potential - Everyone needs to stay calm and patient - Leadership Models: Free Space - This club has a great soul - Green bay Packers - We need to start getting excited about next season - We have not been dictated to - Southampton Saints - I want to be able to look fans in the eyes - We have appointed Kate Terry from Apple - No point in setting arbitrary targets - Football Gods - Les has a plan - I'm just the hockey guy - Europe is what drives us
I'm relying on you here DTLW, will be without access to internet or radio when this is on so will be expecting a full transcript. Can't wait for the bit when they get GMI/Barry Sanchez on the phone to ask a few questions.
