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Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by The Ginger Marks, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Breaking News:
    The UN has said that if they capture Gaddafi they will put him where he can do no harm to anyone – up front for Arsenal.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jun 27, 2011
  2. TheEssExpress

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    I met a snooker player the other day who has had his arms extended to five foot long.

    The rest is history
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If you'd have said 'up front for Spurs' - it would have been funny <grr>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just read your Heather Mills gag - you are forgiven <laugh>
     
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    <hug>
     
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  8. sioneone

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    I took part in the blindfolded masterbating world Championships yesterday, No idea where I come......
     
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    sioneone, Jun 27, 2011
  9. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    I wish I was young again not such a rancid old **** <grr>
     
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  10. Sheriff JW Pepper

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    Bloke goes for a job as a gym instructor

    Interviewer says "how flexible are you"

    Bloke says " well I can't make Tuesdays"
     
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    Sheriff JW Pepper, Jun 27, 2011
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    ' Doctor doctor I have a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.'
    'Howzat'
    'Don't you start'

    Tommy Cooper RIP
     
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    GUNNERBEGOOD, Jun 27, 2011
  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    My mate was complaining about his sex life comparing it to Spurs in Europe. He said:

    'Whenever we do it, we don't know why we're there or how how to perform. There's always horrible dribbling and we never end up with a clean sheet, the climax is always a let down and when it's finally over, we know we're never going to do it again for years'
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Spurs have won more European trophies than Arsenal.
     
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  14. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    I just bought some Meatloaf boxer shorts, it's got "I would do anything for love" on the front, "But I wont do that " on the back.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jun 27, 2011
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    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between, Light, and Hard.......You can sleep with the light on.
     
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    BBC News: England Women not expected to win the World Cup

    Oh well, back to the chopping board
     
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    maddog, Jun 28, 2011
  17. maddog

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    Ross Kemp has never seen a game of football before.

    It's because he always leaves when things are about to kick off.
     
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    maddog, Jun 28, 2011

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