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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Jun 27, 2011.

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  1. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    I'm married. Nuff said. <ok>
     
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    Alfie, Jun 27, 2011
  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    <laugh>!!
     
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    Mrs Alfie might just get to hear about this.
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    I left that act of stupidity off on purpose... She'd just track this comment down and then show me my testicles in her handbag.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Maybe you could make a fine soup out of them?
     
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    Welshie, Jun 27, 2011
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    Nuff said! <ok> <laugh>

    Doubt anybody can top that!

    Edit: Unless anybody was fool enough to do it for a second time that is!
     
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    Donkey Toon, Jun 27, 2011
  7. Toon_Tiger

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    Putting some of that icey burny you know the type muscle rub on my bellend....


    ... WHAT!!!... it was a bet ffs gahhh...

    yeah it burned :emoticon-0148-yes:

    also trying to wash it off with water just makes it worse.

    anyways.... ill quit the forum now i think *sigh*
     
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    Toon_Tiger, Jun 27, 2011
  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Shouldn't have shared that one...<laugh>
     
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    Welshie, Jun 27, 2011
  9. Toon_Tiger

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    Im comfortable with it now... i can kinda look back on it and laugh...
     
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    Toon_Tiger, Jun 27, 2011
  10. Alfie

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    My keeps mine in a jar on the mantlepiece, let's me borrow them every now and then. I could go into the full story of my stupidity but suffice to say, the mrs is Greek so think Big Fat Greek Wedding, including being christened in Greek church in my swimming shorts stood in a tin bath. That was one of the milder horror stories . . . . . . and don't get me started on Greek monster-in-laws.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    A greek family eh, better than Turkish I suppose!
     
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  12. overseasTOON

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    Greek. You lucky man.

    I married a Scouser...
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 27, 2011
  13. scottish_in_the_toon

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    I shook Andy Carrolls hand in January.
     
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  14. Alfie

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    Also don't get your mrs to give you a nosh as a thank you for making her dinner of Chinese stir fry with loads of fresh chilli's in it.


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    IT BURNS MY PRECIOUS!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!
     
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    I fell out a bus window on my way home from school, it was doing 60mph and me and my mate were play fighting and he got me in a headlock so I pushed back against th window and it popped out. We both went out m mate skidded and I bounced, don't remember much after that.
    When I any back to school they tried to expel me for damaging bus property!!
     
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  16. Alfie

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    Bulldo(n)g?
     
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    ^^^?
     
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    Benhock84, Jun 27, 2011
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    Repeat stupidity: Bothering with women.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I remember reading a story a few years ago about a couple who thought they'd booked cheap flights from Birmingham to the USA. They got to the airport to be told their flight was from Birmingham, Alabama <laugh>.
     
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