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Indecent Proposal

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Hash., Jul 25, 2014.

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  1. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    think you mean Aguilera, or has she married Sergio?:wink:
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jul 25, 2014
  2. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    You're too quick for me...
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jul 25, 2014
  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Had a huge Aguilera crush back in the day myself!
    She was a knock out back then.

    Still would now mind.....

    She has had a couple of kids now tho
     
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    Bodinki, Jul 25, 2014
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's what Maradonna's daughter said too!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 25, 2014
  5. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Ba dum tish
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jul 25, 2014
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gaping flange? <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 25, 2014

  7. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    mebbe
    Wish I knew.

    She had a boob job a couple years back after giving birth. But I still would, who am I kidding.

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    Bodinki, Jul 25, 2014
  8. Ivan Dobsky

    Ivan Dobsky GC Thread Terminator

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    I'd want an atom smasher.
     
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    Ivan Dobsky, Jul 25, 2014
  9. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    I would like to live my 10 years as a dog.

    1. 10 years automatically becomes 40.
    2. I can f** any bitches I can catch.
    3. I can chase cats legally.
    4. My only concern all day is when my food bowl will get filled again.
    5. Lying around all day licking my balls is acceptable.
    6. I don't need a mobile phone, a laptop or any of that s**t. Running after sticks, frisbees, balls, etc is all the fun I need.
    7. Did I mention chasing cats?

    The list is endless but I cba thinking atm.

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    Radio Klopp, Jul 25, 2014
  10. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    All the women in the world to choose from and you pick someone off Eastenders <doh>
     
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    Lucaaas, Jul 25, 2014
  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    If I got what I wished for, I'd be dead within 10 years anyway.
     
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    Zingy, Jul 25, 2014
  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Surely it would have to be the ability to make any woman you wanted sleep with you for as long as you wanted and do any nasty **** to her that you wanted. And with each one that you bedded it makes Liverpool even stronger title contenders.
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 26, 2014
  13. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Id ask for the complete repertoire of both Russ Abbott and Bob Monkhouse. He thinks he can put me through an eternity of hell? Well we will see who wins that battle
     
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    Redbrynner, Jul 26, 2014
  14. Ivan Dobsky

    Ivan Dobsky GC Thread Terminator

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    You can start with my favourite Monkhouse line:

    "When I was young and told everyone I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed: well they're not laughing now..."
     
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    Ivan Dobsky, Jul 26, 2014
  15. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    <laugh> Brilliant. Rep! <ok>
     
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    CCC, Jul 26, 2014
  16. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    And certainly going to Hell regardless.
     
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    DirtyFrank, Jul 26, 2014
  17. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    So what you're saying is Ziggy's already made a deal?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 26, 2014
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