Why are prisons always built flat to the ground?

Why are there never any high rise blocks ..... they'd take up much less room

 

So they can make headline, when escapee's are caught again...It's a ploy.

 

Easier for tunneling

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The great escape, would never have happened from the 12th floor like.

 

Is that prison jargon for anal sex?

 

If I had my way, I have the twats building their own extensions, or filling in the holes in the roads. Anything to make sure the ****ers didn't have an easy life. They'd get fed bread and water, no tellies or sega mega drives or whatever they have now. I'd make the bastards suffer.

 

Keep these buildings low stile. The officers will have less pounding up and down the landings.

 

But what about their human rights?

 

when they gan on hunger strikes..why have a ****er running up stairs with his scran, if he ain't gonna eat it?

'could you eat a chicken supper bobby ****s?

 

I'd have them twats help the other ****ers.

 

I watched the Trevor McDonald program on ITV last night about Death Row. Interesting stuff though not exactly new.

For anyone interested in reading the stories of how people come to be on Death Row, have a look at this site...(Texas State Death Row). Click on offender information. There are some bad people out there.

http://tdcj.state.tx.us/death_row/dr_executed_offenders.html

 

I reckon a nice orangery is all that's needed to calm their fevered brows.

Plus, then they can make their own marmalade to put on their porridge

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I once rad a book named 'the last executioner'. Basically about the fella who pulled the trigger on the gun, here in thaialand..they shot them through the back to the heart...

One instance, they had a woman, strapped up, he pulled the trigger, let of about 8 rounds...pronounced dead...took her body to the next room.

A bit later, a comotion, she awoke, one of the guards was trying to throttle her, turns out, her heart was on the opposite site..she died anyway. They re strapped her, and made sure.

 

He should be locked up for life that one ....... what a ****ing tedious bloke.

 

****ing hell, those Thais don't mess around.

 

He should stick to interviewing Prince Philip.

 

How about making them watch the mags that would make the bastards suffer.
They all own a black n white Newcastle onesie.

 

Excellent post, mate.

 

I have personal knowledge of two prisons with three tiers - 'Lead on the threes'

 

Aye I thought so 2,
Nice rep marra do you add it to your cv.