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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 24, 2014.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...and what sort of a half-woman uses a five inch sex toy?
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and suddenly she turns up :bandit:
     
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  4. charlienicholasismydad

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    Takes time to come round from the anesthetic.
     
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  5. Tina.

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    It's not exactly a big object but still, she must have a massive **** to not feel the thing for such a long time.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    She must have spent the first six months wondering what the buzzing noise was.
     
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    She was using that to lure out the 18inch black mamba...
     
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    Probably regrets using Duracell batteries now.
     
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