Look at half time I drink my Bovril and eat my cheese sandwich. Then I go for a piss and only then can I hear what this bloke goes on about. Once I get back to my seat I hear only gibberish because of the crap sound system in the Kingsland Stand. The very lovely Mrs Godders likes the relay with the little children. Thankfully by the time my half time ritual is complete I am too busy arguing with the blokes behind me to care about this bald headed bloke. I think James Ward-Prowse should come on at half time for the entertainment. He seems to enjoy having a mike in his hand.
The half time relay officially ended against United. Wonder what they have in store for us this year?
It's up to the guy at Veho, I believe. He was asking the fans online and one suggestion he liked was 'zorbing' races from one goal to the other.
I reckon they should have two fans in the sky directly above the pitch in a chinnock helicopter. They have to drop a caravan onto a giant Adam Lallana target in the centre circle. Winner is the one who does the most damage to the target. Extra points for destroying his beard.
[video=youtube;FVo8FzATac8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVo8FzATac8[/video] Clearly the way forward. I expect they'd (probably rightly) worry about the damage to the grass though.
Would there be any? The zorbing they are considering are full-body ones where you have to get inside the ball and then make it roll.
Zorbing reminds me of hamster balls. I was round my wife's friend's house the other week and saw a football sitting in the hall. I kicked it. The hamster lived, but I got an earful from everyone!
