Pelle

I just beat one off looking at the pictures of him post scoring his 1st saints goals.

 

Let's hope you don't have to wait too long for his next ones

 

I worry for your sight if he scores a hat-trick this season?

 

I'm convinced the Pelle will be a massive hit this season! I'm going to stock up on tissues and retain some old socks to clean up with

 

Really building yourself up for disappointment there. I'm really hoping there's another striker (Ings please) on the way to take some pressure off.

 

Now that's put a few people off their breakfast

 

Me too! He's dreamy.

 

Did you see Ings say yesterday or the day before that he's 100% staying with Burnley?

 

People talk about him like he's the second coming, I'm sure there are better strikers than him that are within our reach.

 

stick this in the **** bank


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...Graziano-Pelle-scores-twice-Saints-debut.html

 

Nope. Mainly because he didn't say that.

 

"I signed a four-year contract when I came here and obviously I still have a year left. I don't feel there should be any panic. I am just enjoying my football and going into my last year of my contract. As far as I am concerned, Burnley football club and the Premier League is where I am, 100 per cent. Everybody knows I enjoy playing for Burnley football club. It's a fantastic family club and I am not looking to leave."

 

Oh sorry, I meant that he said he's 100% a Burnley player and isn't looking to leave. My bad.

 

I, like you, am on the paranoid side of cautious when it comes to Pelle......however. I've always said that being a successful striker is 90% a head game, once you get the ball to their feet, the ball isn't a different shape and the goal isn't any smaller in the PL. It comes down to that absolute belief that the ball is going to end up in the net, you could see that change take place in Rodriguez last season when he stopped passing the ball to the keeper and started lacing it.

Pelle has the continuation of management in his favour here, the same person that showed faith in him before is managing him now, that should help keep his head in the right place. We need him to get a couple of goals early doors and he could very well be a success. I'll worry if he suffers a prolonged early drought.

 

You do realise you don't have to make a new post for every sentence you want to say? You can fit them in one post you know, the internet is clever like that. And yes, he put out a Burnley PR piece which has been discussed in threads actually about Danny Ings. This one is about jacking off to good looking strikers who can score tap ins against amateur teams.

 

This might just be the best quote of the year so far on here.

 

Lol big boy worked out how to use the internet.

 

Yes thanks, please stick to the Thread Subject which is about beating one off and Pelle and nothing else.

 

Can I talk about my ****s that weren't inspired by Pelle? Or is it Pelle-inspired ****s only?

 

Just like twatbeard kissing the badge and wanting to end his career at Southampton?