Rio in Rio

Does anyone think this programme (on BBC One tonight) would have been made if it hadn't made a good title?

What next?

Monkey tennis* anyone?


*copyright A. Partridge

 

Gazza in Gaza ?

 

To be honest he has rather impressed me with his football knowledge with Linacre.

 

Brilliant.

And topical.

Bravo.

 

How about Arm Wrestling With Chas & Dave? Or Inner-City Sumo?

 

" Partridge amongst the Pigeons "

 

He has been much better than we had any right to expect.

Not his fault but I think the BBC have overplayed the ' footage in the favelas' card.

Not sure Waddle can step up the plate and is maybe better on the wireless.

Now Hansen is gone, who will be the Daddy?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...014-BBC-and-ITV-highlights-and-lowlights.html

Missed the Waddle rant.

I wonder for how much longer the PL can successfully market itself abroad as a premium product when our club sides are crap in Europe and our national team are crap in the Euros/WC?

 

Paul in Paull??

 

Paull kinda has a Moat of some description

 

Waddle looks like he's being propped up!

 

Chester in Chester (and other Roman Cities in the UK)

 

The next 10 years according to Adidas.

 

I think Shearer is after that title,

 

He ain't got the nouse.

Think a defender will always have the edge over an attacker in the pundit stakes.

If 'Rio' is playing for DQPR next season, he will not be blessing us with his insight.

 

Come on folks these things write themselves.


Barnes in barns. - John explores the history of farm buildings.

Coles on coal - Ashley and Joe explain the processes behind coalification in primordial forests.

Butt on butt - Nicky touches base with some friends of Dorothy.

Webb weaves webs - Neil, complete with artificial spinneret embedded in his stomach, attempts to create a human spidery web type thing, whilst delivering the mail ( With hilarious consequences).

Seamen gets semen. - I'm going to stop now.

 

Neville and Neville on Neville Neville.

Phil and Gary talk about their dad.

 

Baines Meets Banes - Leighton Baines takes the opportunity to meet some new born babies immediately after birth.

Rosenior and the Seniors - Liam Rosenior spends a fortnight in a home for elderly, helping out and that.

Cottee in a Cottee - Tony Cottee dresses as a baby, lives in a cottee and gets interviewed over a period of time to find out what affects it has on his mental wellbeing.

A few more pearlers there.

 

Vine on Wein- Rowan Vine investigates the recent export boom for German wine producers

Marsh on Marsh- soccer showman Rodney on some of Europe's boggiest areas.

 

Overmars goes Over Mars - the former Arsenal 'flying winger' puts in another stellar performance taking a rocket trip into outer space.