VolauVent Addick:6740750 said:Relax everyone. RD is fantastic news - he is nothing less than the Willy Wonka of Belgium football owners. Look at his track record to date, and stop whingeing you Victor Meldrew lookalike, manic depressive bastards.
1. Lovely new red seats this summer at our stadium.
2. New urinals at Sparrows Lane, and hash browns now on the menu in the canteen for the players.
3. A new pitch made of the finest silk strands.
4. A top class and much sought after new manager, plucked from one of the top sides in the Belgian 2nd division.
5. Top quality signings in Ventekole (he cost 10m euros, BTW..), Buyens, Moussa and Bikey.
6. Old unproven Conference standard rubbish like Poyet, Hamer & Dervite dispensed with.
7. Mercenary, jonny cum lately Charlton employees (who are both actually Palace supporters, I am told) Paul Ellis & Colin Powell made redundant.
8. And the cherry on the RD cake- the renaissance of legendary Walter Mitty Richard Murray - proof that Roly has our best interests at heart.
Not only that, the weather here in Clacton, where I have spent the last six weeks on the beach with my head buried in the sand, is beautiful. Life is great. Must go now, to post something similar on 29 other Charlton message boards.
My sarcasm sense is tingling...