I'm not, though Messi has also just rappelled down from a helicopter and is waiting for a large haddock and a cone of chips.
Thank **** Michael Owen's retired, as he has been seen lading at Hymer's more times that I like to remember.
Tom and Paul should be with the weather girl in the Cleveland St night club so we could have the Incey, Wincey Spiders headline?
Here's the deal. Player is provided with an apartment. The club buy it for cash and at the end of his contract his agent buys it from the club for a nominal sum. Add a nice car as well. Pay part of his wages to the agent and 350k isn't that hard to add to a contract.
The club owns a few places next to my uncle. Elmo, Clemence & Faye have all lived there in the last year. So it'll just be somewhere they've offered to put him up for now if he signs
Shoot are running with the Omeruo story... Chelsea defender Kenneth Omeruo looks set to complete a loan move to Hull City. http://www.shoot.co.uk/chelsea-man-set-for-hull-move/
If true about the Nigerian, I guess that means we've told mercenary captain Dawson to F off and shove his non-relegation-clause-4-year-contract as far up his arse as it'll go, as I'd hope we would?
David Burns ‏@bbcburnsy Hull not confirming but understand terms agreed with Tom Ince. Fee etc I suspect will be set by tribunal. #hcafc