Hull City Transfer Rumours - Summer 2014

Here we go again.

I've just seen Ibrahimovic in the chippy wearing a t shirt with a tiger on it.

 

Why are you in France?!!?

 

I'm not, though Messi has also just rappelled down from a helicopter and is waiting for a large haddock and a cone of chips.

 

Thank **** Michael Owen's retired, as he has been seen lading at Hymer's more times that I like to remember.

 

I hear Michael Owen travels via horse and cart these days.

 

There's a nice one above Neise,s diner (deliberate comma instead of apostrophe)

 

Tom and Paul should be with the weather girl in the Cleveland St night club so we could have the Incey, Wincey Spiders headline?

 

It's not a comma, it,s a special type of apostrophe that only Neise knows about.

 

I think loyaltigerbrian would be upset if he saw this post.

 

Yes and he has the fastest milk float in the west.

 

Here's the deal.

Player is provided with an apartment. The club buy it for cash and at the end of his contract his agent buys it from the club for a nominal sum. Add a nice car as well. Pay part of his wages to the agent and 350k isn't that hard to add to a contract.

 

Whoosh?

What're you on about?

 

Good question.

 

Decided to give egg-chasing a go?

 

The club owns a few places next to my uncle. Elmo, Clemence & Faye have all lived there in the last year.
So it'll just be somewhere they've offered to put him up for now if he signs

 

Bursnsy tweeting positively re Ince move

 

If true about the Nigerian, I guess that means we've told mercenary captain Dawson to F off and shove his non-relegation-clause-4-year-contract as far up his arse as it'll go, as I'd hope we would?

 

Phew!